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40 Ridiculous Fireworks Names That Sound Fake, But are Actually Real (Thanks, Matt!) https://theboot.com/ixp/341/p/best-july-fourth-fireworks-names/ 

In 2023, around 9,700 people were treated in hospital emergency departments for fireworks-related injuries, according to the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC). This number represents a significant portion of the year's total injuries, with the majority occurring around the Fourth of July holiday. Males and adults aged 25-44 experienced a higher percentage of these injuries

https://www.theverge.com/news/692523/ring-ai-powered-video-descriptions-camera-doorbell-notifications?utm_campaign=mb&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_source=morning_brew Funny story about how Ring cameras will be able to text you with descriptions of what they are picking up through the lenseA typical day might sound something like this-

Die-Hard Sports Fans’ Brains Operate Differently Than Casual Viewers’ While Watching Games https://studyfinds.org/brain-region-lights-up-die-hard-sports-fans/ 
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Amazon Prime Day used to be one day, then two… now four? https://nypost.com/2025/06/17/lifestyle/amazon-prime-day-2025-extending-to-four-days/Hey Alexa, when is Amazon Prime Day this year?

Black coffee, longer life: The science behind your morning perk https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2025/06/250617014142.htm (alt)

Gen Z wants in-office sex to be a totally acceptable thing. 38% of Gen Zers want private spaces at work to hook up because: work–life balance. https://www.fastcompany.com/91350604/gen-z-wants-office-hook-up-spaces (source, alt)
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National Donut Day or National Doughnut Day, celebrated in the United States and in some other countries, is on the first Friday of June of each year, succeeding the donut event created by The Salvation Army in Chicago in 1938 to honor those of their members who served donuts to soldiers during World War I