Roger King Bits

HGTV is making our homes boring and us sad, one study says https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/realestate/hgtv-is-making-our-homes-boring-and-us-sad-one-study-says/ar-AA1dyB9L

Georgia Subway store under fire for Titan disaster-themed sign: 'Our subs don't implode' https://nypost.com/2023/07/04/georgia-subway-under-fire-for-titan-disaster-themed-sign-our-subs-dont-implode/ 
We've got the phone number for Subway...let's give 'em a call-

"Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny" opens this weekend . . . but did you know that wasn't the only title?  Since Harrison Ford is 80 years old there were other titles that were up for consideration.

Average American can only stay debt-free for 8.5 weeks https://swnsdigital.com/us/2023/06/average-american-can-only-stay-debt-free-for-8-5-weeks/ (alt)
Now there's a financial institution that's here when you need them!

Fed-up man takes on 'smelly feet' plane passenger by pouring drink all over her https://nypost.com/2023/06/20/plane-passenger-get-revenge-on-another-passenger-who-had-their-smelly-feet-under-his-seat/ 'Rude' plane passenger screens movie mid-flight by projecting it on overhead bin https://nypost.com/2023/06/19/plane-passenger-screens-movie-mid-flight-what-the-literal-hell/

Be nice or you'll end up on this!

Heinz Created 50 Collectible Sauce Packets, One for Each State - https://www.foodandwine.com/heinz-50-states-sauce-packets-saucemerica-contest-7514770 (ALT.) Your Ketchup Packets Could Be Collector’s Items - https://thetakeout.com/heinz-ketchup-mustard-bbq-mayo-packets-us-state-designs-1850529836

Who's ready for some really old ketchup?

Survey reveals star sign most likely to have spontaneous sex (Geminis)- Also, more and more couples are scheduling intimacy on their calendar- - https://nypost.com/2023/06/12/survey-reveals-star-sign-most-likely-to-have-spontaneous-sex/Imagine, getting a reminder/and zodiac reading at the same time-

With inspiration from Sam Adams Beer Can't Cans...now you can ask,  "Hey, Fast Food Magic 8 Ball, should we try the new Vegan Crunchwrap!?"

An Australian bar had to cancel and apologize for an event that offered free drinks to women based on their bra size.  We called to talk to the bar, but all we got was this voice message.