This week on the podcast, we're shooting our shot with the big guy upstairs—except we've already accepted we're not getting through those pearly gates. Armed with our most unhinged questions for God, we somehow spiral from existential curiosities into... yeah, we spent way too long talking about pedophiles. (We don't know how we got here either, but here we are.)

It's theological chaos meets millennial irreverence, and spoiler alert: we're definitely going to hell. But at least we'll have each other in the fire pit! Tune in for the kind of conversation that makes you question our judgment, our eternal souls, and why you're still subscribed to this trainwreck.

Listener discretion advised: This episode contains discussions of serious topics handled with our trademark lack of grace. .