Author Phillip Mottaz (“The Murderous Haircut of the Mayor of Bel Air”) is summoned to the court this week to defend the 1996 action sequel, “Escape from L.A.” *** Prosecutor: Ryan Luis Rodriguez. Defense: Phillip Mottaz. Judge: The Honorable Big Ben Haslar. Jurors: Robb Maynard, Dylan J. Schlender, Ben Haslar.*** Advisory: Silvana Carranza. Prologue: Kirk R. Thatcher. Original Theme: WT Golden.

What did you think of the verdict?