This week, we kick off October’s “Hell on Reels” series right, as J.D. Ryznar (“Yacht Rock”) strolls leisurely into the courtroom to prosecute the 2003 slasher crossover “Freddy vs. Jason” and discuss the zen of Yacht Rock. ***  Prosecutor: J.D. Ryznar. Defense: Dylan J. Schlender. Judge: The Honorable Ryan Luis Rodriguez. Jurors: Ryan Luis Rodriguez, Ben Haslar, Maynard Bangs. *** Advisory: Silvana Carranza. Prologue: Kirk R. Thatcher. Original Theme: WT Golden. Prologue Theremin Theme: theremin.wav by rap2h https://freesound.org/people/rap2h/sounds/151312/

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