The new year begins with stuntman Leroy Patterson (“Fists of Fury”) grabbing the horse by the… unmentionables when he defends the 2001 comedy “Freddy Got Fingered.” *** Prosecutor: Maynard Bangs. Defense: Leroy Patterson. Judge: The Honorable Dylan J. Schlender. Jurors: Dylan J. Schlender, Big Ben Haslar, Ryan Luis Rodriguez. *** Advisory: Silvana Carranza. Prologue: Kirk R. Thatcher. Original Theme: WT Golden.

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