Author Phillip Mottaz (“The Homicidal Hairstyle of the Viral Video Vixen”) fires two guns whilst jumping in the air as the court debates which Simon Pegg/Edgar Wright collaboration is better: 2004’s “Shaun of the Dead” or 2007’s “Hot Fuzz.” *** “Shaun of the Dead”: Maynard Bangs. “Hot Fuzz”: Phillip Mottaz. Judge: The Honorable Big Ben Haslar. Jurors: Big Ben Haslar, Dylan J. Schlender, Ryan Luis Rodriguez. *** Advisory: Silvana Carranza. Prologue: Kirk R. Thatcher. Original Theme: WT Golden.

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