Roll History

Verner Potkettle, dragonborn paladin, travels to the Witchlight Fens and gets squeezed by a zombie in this 4e single-player adventure from September 2010!

Plus: Plothooks Gone Unnoticed, Sponsored by Sunrod, 4th Edition Speedrun Strats, and Accidental Goldeneye!

"2008 called; it wants its stupid character creation process back!" That's a line from Mean Girls probably. But for real, the 4e character creation process is stupid and we didn't like it.

Plus: Insanity Cheese, the Standard Weezer Array, and IF YOU ARE HUMAN

We've finally emerged once more from the sorcery mines. We found an untapped seam of sorcerers; the town is saved!!

Plus: The D-Word (Doberman), Tuppence for Birds, One Rune (For the Hip Hop Beats), Special Guest: the Bone Fairy, BN Biscuit Appropriation, and Frodo But He's a Pervert!

Join Roll History and Friends on an urban fantasy actual play adventure! In a world at the centre of an endless axis of alternates, a Fae runaway meets a gentlewoman-thief and an ailing, retired wrestler.

Featuring:

Maxy Bee as Bluto Basher

Raiven Barnard as Syllavana Perstina

Sami Gibbs as Quveli Carinae

and the DM formerly known as Alex Woodward as everything else

Not content to tell you about the Sorcerers that are actually in the game, Sami & Alex bring you all you need to know about the Sorcerers from Unearthed Arcana!

Plus: A Hundred False Starts, Burp Dubs, Hotlike Roar, and HOLD PERCY JACKSON

What about the Sorcerers that weren't covered in our last two parts? Don't they deserve an hour and a half of semi-coherent nonsense? Apparently they do!

Plus: Snickers in my Veins, Walf and Me (Doing Drugs on the Promenade), Strange Paul, and Fun with Numbers!

The real magic was inside you all along! Sorry it wasn't particularly good magic for a while there, though.

Plus: A Slightly More Powerful Human, Having Too Much Skin is Bad For You, and Reversable Scales!

This episode is sponsored by 3rd Space Gaming - head to www.3rdspacegaming.co.uk/ and use the code ROLLHISTORY at checkout for 10% off your order!

Wizards hate him! This guy does magic despite his INT of 3, thanks to this one weird tip!! LEARN HOW!!!

Plus: The Magic of Cinema, Hold Me Closer Tiny Viper, and Bursts and Blasts; Whoa!!

This episode is sponsored by 3rd Space Gaming - head to www.3rdspacegaming.co.uk/ and use the code ROLLHISTORY at checkout for 10% off your order!

We're not festive yet, we're just cold! Probably because of this big bug, actually.

Plus: Elton Jim, True Resurrection (Cold Version), and Magical Mister Mephistopheles.

Happy Thanksgiving to all those who celebrate it. We don't do it here in England because we're culturally ungrateful. Let's talk about a feast!

Plus: Bees Are Very Different to Horses, MC Hammer's Embarrassing Turkey Hoarding, and Owl Milk!