I don't think we're very fair to Alabamans. Yeah it's fun to roast them for banging their sisters, because obviously that's super gross. But their only other options are other Alabamans. They're choosing between a turd sandwich and a tampon burrito, and we're really gonna judge them for choosing the turd sandwich? If anything we should pity them. We should have fundraisers and bake sales, we should get creative, start sending them mail order brides or something. They hate illegal immigrants, but maybe this would be a good way to fix that divide. Start shipping them hot Mexican chicks who just hopped over. The Alabamans get to swim in a different gene pool, (or I guess let their swimmers into a different gene pool) the ladies get citizenship. Win win!