Rolling For What Now?

By Rolling For What Now?

We are a D&D 5e mature comedy actual play podcast revolving around 4 adventurers in the land of Eldenhelm. Each with their own goals in mind but brought together for one goal, your entertainment. ... more

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How many episodes does Rolling For What Now? have?

The podcast currently has 56 episodes available.

Rolling For What Now? episodes:

March 16, 2023 SideTracked - The Adventures of Purple Guy Pt 1
Greetings Adventurers!
this episode of SideTracked is VERY special as it is my (DM Joe) son's 10 birthday! (as of recording) and he is not allowed to listen to the podcast but DESPERATELY wants to and absolutely LOVES D&D so Mom and Myself put together a little one off for him to celebrate his birthday! he loves horror and monsters and everything spooky so I decided to put together a Zombie Apocalypse scenario for him and he is Loving it! so strap on in and get ready for the shinanigans what is my son and enjoy this zombie slaying adventure!

Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds. **this episode contains adult language**
***Draven did infact say "Sh*t" and tried to pass it off as saying "K" then when i finished recording he tried to blame grandpa *Facepalm* he is not allowed to swear***
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*Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d
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1h 27min
March 16, 2023 S1E20 - Mid Season Finale - The Fate of Izlukhan
GREETINGS ADVENTURERS!
Holy Hell it has been quite the ride thus far my friends! we are SO very grateful for all of the love and support over these past 6 months. you have all been absolutely amazing!

Unfortunately we will be taking a little break come october and possibly into november. we are all haunt actors so we will be extremely busy threw the spooky season and we want to take time to bring you bigger better episodes with cleaner crisper audio for your sweet sweet ear holes. we will be putting out sidetracked episodes every other friday however just to scratch your rolling for what now? itch.

but enough of the sad stuff, lets get on with the wedding invasion! can our Misfits of Miscommunication over come Qrushk and his Lizardfolk army?! will Jorvesh ever roll above a 5? will brass ever become the Tank we all know he can be? will magni ever not kill an advisary? will sly ever find tim? will Guac ever be nice to Brass? find out in this episode of Rolling For What Now? The Clutsassian Knight!

Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds.
Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here:
* Twitter: @Rolling4WhatNow
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* Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true
*Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d
*Boss Music: "Otherworld" By Composer/Arranger: Nobuo Uematsu Lyricist: Alexander O. Smith Vocalist: Bill Muir https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9dEu29RY44
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2h 32min
March 16, 2023 S1E19 - Battle for Izlukhan
Greetings Adventurers!
This week on Rolling For What Now? we have a VERY special wedding. but has someone been lurking in the shadows? it is well known that the western countries have been on the brink of war for many years. could this holy day be the tipping point? find out in this exciting episode of Rolling For What Now?!

Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds.
Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here:
*All The Things! https://www.flowcode.com/page/rollingforwhatnow
*Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d
*Boss Music: "Otherworld" By Composer/Arranger: Nobuo Uematsu Lyricist: Alexander O. Smith Vocalist: Bill Muir https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9dEu29RY44
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2h 45min
March 16, 2023 S1E18 - Blood on the Cave Floor... and the ceiling... and the walls... and the spider webs... and Trouble
Greetings Adventurers!

this week on Rolling For What Now?! oh... oh my gods... i uh... i don't know how to describe this one... we meet a new face, Trouble uh... oh no... Trouble... Jorvesh... Magni does the thing... Brass, ah, oh Brass... well.. good luck everyone... i REALLY hope this uh... oof...

Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds.
Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here:
* Twitter: @Rolling4WhatNow
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* Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true
*Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d

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2h 43min
March 16, 2023 S1E17 - Champion of Binmari
Greetings Adventurers!

First, we want to take a moment to dedicate this episode to our good friend Kevin who is now recovering, full steam ahead, from medical complications. We are all excited that he's making leaps and bounds and wanted to give him a world wide shout out!

This episode brings us back to the guild hall, blue dragon hide in hand and the promise of powerful magic items, but a 3 days wait? can our heroes make it that long? and whats going on with Rokine? and how many people does Sly really know? and where did Trouble go?!

Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds.
Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here:
* Twitter: @Rolling4WhatNow
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* Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true
*Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d
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2h 26min
March 16, 2023 S1E16 - Welcome to Electric Avenue
Greetings Adventurers!
Upon Defeating the Bodak the party has seemingly awoken a Blue Dragon! this continuance of the battle rages on! Rokine gets a glimpse into his fate, Brass and Trouble recollect prior knowledge of dragon kind, there's thunder, and lightening, and... is sly trying to seduce that dragon?! find out in this episode of ROLLING FOR WHAT NOW?!
Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds.
Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here:
* Twitter: @Rolling4WhatNow
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* Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true
*Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d
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2h 24min
March 16, 2023 Mix Tape - Life Through The Eyes of 3 Adventurers
Our New Series of nonsense. much like our "Super Awesome Fucking Headphones Land" this is legit just us shooting the shit. if you'd like us to discuss specific topics send us an email or drop a comment on this track! love you guys, hope you enjoy!
Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds.
Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here:
* Twitter: @Rolling4WhatNow
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*Intro Theme: TunePocket "Out Of Control" www.TunePocket.com
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2h 41min
March 16, 2023 S1E15 - When Thunder Roars
Greetings Adventurers!
The party has found the Bodak and things kick off with a hefty punch as Magni is almost killed on sight but narrowly saved by Rokine! the fierce battle between our heroes and the Bodak goes on, but something more sinister seems to be lurking deeper in the depths of the newly found cave system beneath Binmari. We're gonna need a bigger health potion this time!
Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds.
Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here:
* Twitter: @Rolling4WhatNow
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* Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true
*Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d
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2h 26min
March 16, 2023 S1E14 - You've Got A Friend (with benefits) In Me
Greetings Adventurers!
Our Heroes journey north to Izlukahn, capital of Binmari. Magni awakens to find a letter from an unknown sender on his dresser in his room of the Staggered Dragon. The party joins the Bronze Drakes - Slayer's Guild and goes after their first contract. Brass gets sticky. Rokine discovers one of Trouble's secrets, and there seems to be something lurking deeper into this quest. Tune in to find out now!
Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds.
Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here:
* Twitter: @Rolling4WhatNow
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* Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true
*Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d
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2h 17min
March 16, 2023 S1E13 - The Warrior Queen
Greetings Adventurers!
after stirring the pot with Jerry, the Owner of the Staggered Dragon Inn and Tap, the party meets the Queen of Binmari. we learn more of Rokine's history with this nation, and it's queen. the party learns of a lucrative opportunity in a resident guild and Magni gets a suprise visit from a very unsuspected visitor!

Disclaimer: We in no way advocate the topics of jokes made in this podcast. It's funny to SAY you can beat up 115 seven year olds, but not ACTUALLY beat up 115 seven year olds.
Please be sure to rate, download and like the podcast and follow our social medias that may be found here:
* Twitter: @Rolling4WhatNow
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* SnapChat: Rolling For What Now?
* Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/RollingForWhatNow?fan_landing=true
*Theme Song: "VCRs and Mixtapes" by Longshot Odds https://open.spotify.com/track/05yY3AbrwwbkaMiFupDyKT?si=930ec0efe868457d
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1h 35min

FAQs about Rolling For What Now?:

How many episodes does Rolling For What Now? have?

The podcast currently has 56 episodes available.