Romancing the Pod

“A movie so rich even the clothes are white"

If you thought watching rich white people find love with other rich white people was boring... you ain’t seen tennis yet. Seriously, the last half of this movie is tennis. Come for John McEnroe’s commentary on the half of this movie that isn’t a rom-com and stay for us debating the hotness of Paul Bettany.

“Billionaire considers abuse a ‘Grey Area’”

Cable ties, Check. Rope, Check. We need our tools as we post up to talk 50 Shades of Grey. We don’t just watch movies, we podcast, HARD.

"Journalist stalks disturbed woman"

Make sure you read the Wedding Section and follow the miraculous story of a New York apartment with multiple closets. We watched 27 Dresses and it's ruined Elton John for us forever.

"Drifter murders Sherriff"

We walked all the way from Colorado to bring you this movie. Is it a romance movie? Is it a fever dream? Is it an artistic re-imagining of Rambo First Blood? Only time and this laminated polaroid will tell.

Frost yourself with these 50 sex and makeup tips. See page 37.

We have courtside tickets to fat shaming. How do you spell McConaughey? What is a love fern? Think this movie is bad? Bullshit, Mama. Give up your dream job and frost yourself with this episode.

Billy Idol hijacks flight to Vegas.

We want to grow old with you, that's why this is the longest episode so far. Find out how Drew Barrymore steals the movie without any discernible character traits. Do you really want to hurt us? If not, listen to this episode.

Future Serial Killer/Current Voyeur unmasks Female Actor

Just like Aphrodite who does it behind the Dog and Trumpet, this Episode is a free for all. Joseph Fiennes stays fine. Best wigs in the game. We all cried. And Ben Affleck is in this for some reason. Tune in to find out why Mikey should have listened more in English Class.

Robot pays woman to teach him how to love.

Today we're watching Pretty Woman, aka "Julia Roberts saves the movie." Is this movie sexist? Is Richard Gere human? And what the hell was going on with those divots? All the answers and more, this week on Romancing the Pod.

Local Sociopath returns to hometown to hunt ex-husband.

Today we're watching Sweet Home Alabama. Join us to hear about indicators of sociopathy, racist LARPING, babies in bars, glass blowing, and why Josh Lucas and Patrick Dempsey deserve better.