So Brittnay got called away to be "the last starfighter" (aka heard it was time to clear imps out of a hospital and bailed) but your girls Anne and Nell are here for you! It's part one of a Classic D&D Adventure rife with jokes, callbacks, cute moments, and a lil' bit o' mystery! Put on your fantasy hazmat suits and let's go!

Amazingly we all made it to second semester! Time to ransack the dorms, meet with the teachers, and go absolutely buck wild at Rainer's birthday party! Oh no wait there's also some serious stuff to talk about- but it's okay we can do it all! See you on the dance floor!

The team is back together at last! Be sure to top up your murder boards, update your dream journals, and subscribe to the newest "fashion" publication as we get ready to close out our first semester here at this shady shady school!

This week we ring in the new year, do a puzzle, finish our work study, and help a new friend get home! We also talk a lot about Care Bears, fantasy crime dramas, and delve a little deeper into the mysteries surrounding our new school. This episode has everything except for Brittnay, let us know if you see her! Happy 20 Dirty 20 everyone!

Bee's wandered off into the forbidden forest but I hope everyone else got their permission slips signed because it's time for a trip into town! First we'll head to the shops for some fits, then the tavern for some sips, then the barrister's office for some legal counsel! Hurry, the Groundsy Express is rolling out!

Nell's up and joined a student exchange program, leaving Anne and Bee to go through the boys' dream journals, expound upon the intricacies of zagging on your family, and of course add a few new theories up on the murder board. Get your galaxy brain ready, we're covering it all!

Hold on to your hood, heroes, class is in session! Bee, the delinquent, is already missing school but Anne and Nell are here to take some blame, play fantasy dodge ball, get a magic lesson, and sit in on the hottest class of all. See you after school at the creperie!

Welcome to a new year at a new school and to new seasons of The Adventure Zone and Romancing the Zone!

Our clubhouse is now a dorm room, but don't you worry there are still plenty of snacks, drinks, games, and posters of cute monsters and giant women on the walls. This year's gonna be great!

We discussed Amnesty, then the boys discussed Amnesty, so now it's time to discuss the boys discussing Amnesty! More questions answered! More thoughtful analyses! And our big beautiful ship sails strongly onward!

Come hang out with us one more time in Kepler before school starts!

We did it everyone, Season 1 of Romancing the Zone is a wrap! Time to bid the fondest of farewells to our sweet Kepler, West Virginia- but let's keep this party true to the brand and go out with one more throw down and lots of giggling and goofs.

See you in the Car! Have a good summer! LYLAS!