In 1996, Baz Luhrmann made a masterpiece film: Romeo + Juliet. So of course that means we have to talk about Wild Mountain Thyme, a movie about the two hottest people in Ireland who live next door to each other but aren't f*cking. Jon also spoils Monkey Man and brags about his English degree. Then we break down several movies not on the docket including The Hot Chick, White Chicks, and Shallow Hal and talk about the advantages of having a "poison guy". Peace? I hate the word.

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If you prefer a change of pace aka good criticism by people smarter than us, read Stephanie Zacharek's retro review in Time or Yasmin Omar's piece in Harper's Bazaar.