Root Canal

Root Canal

By Dan and PadComedy
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Root Canal episodes

  • The Suicide and Rebirth of Danny Carr and Other Madness!
      • Dan's grateful suicide note
      • Pad's gulag grandad
      • Pad's own gulag
      • Non drinking students
      • Why drug's are good
      • Shakespeare cannabis habit
      • Deepfakes and A.I. (Again)
      • Ronnie Ray'guns and Nixon
      • Streak pie eaters
      • Nonsense at eulogies
      • Bo legged badminton
      • Wheelchair Tennis, basketball ball and football.
      • Dan's distain of 9 to 5 life.
      • Start what you finish
      • Dan's terror of death and mental health.
      • The society is wrong
        • 1 hr 5 min
      • The Positives of Pain, Killing Charity and Sci-Spy-Fi.

        In this week's Root Canal, Dan and Pad discuss...


        • Burning Bridges (To move on...)
        • Creating Drama's
        • Seeking pain
        • Blissful Ignorance
        • National Week in Jail Service
        • Kill All Charity
        • Billionaires to the rescue
        • Tax or lower taxes?
        • Does speaking your problems make them worse?
        • Dealing my depression (By shutting down)
        • The new genre - Sci-Spy-Fi
        • Empathy with evil
        • Cultural appropriation
        • Who invented Rock n Roll
        • Best way to start a relationship
        • Two new virgins
        • Cancer (again)
        • Teachers vs Nurses



          • 1 hr 8 min
        • You Are All Gonna Die Soon! (At least it's sunny.)

          In this edition of Root Canal, Dan and Pad discuss...

          • A good cancer
          • Hypochondria
          • Fear of not doing enough
          • China the Pooh
          • Doctored pictures and deepfakes
          • Vaccines
          • Political apathy
          • False prophets & RFK
          • WWIII (Again)
          • The Devil and demons
          • Imaginary friends.
            • 50 min
          • Being Eva Braun Gaddafi!

            In this Root Canal, Dan and Pad discuss these topic's.

            • Nonsense Saying's
            • Old Wives Tale
            • Being Monitored
            • Not being John Malkovich
            • Whats after death?
            • Productivity
            • High Nazi's
            • Gen Narc
              • 1 hr 5 min
            • Ageing and Going Viral (Against your will...!)

              During this weeks Root Canal Dan and Pad are back talking about...

              • It's a Wonderful Life
              • Getting older/Lack of wisdom
              • What makes you an adult?
              • Dan's manhood failing
              • Pad's past his peak
              • Denial
              • Vaping keeps you young
              • Becoming an old fuck
              • Pad, his loud neighbour's and the broom...
              • Autism
              • Boomers/Loneliness
              • Po-faced Adam Curtis
              • Tik-Tok and the narcism boom
              • Selfie suicide and X gore
              • Everything filmed in school
              • Memes
              • Pad AKA 'Tesco Fury'.
              • Racist taxi drivers


                • 1 hr 12 min
              • Cynical 90's and Noughties Nostalgia One.

                In this episode, Dan and Pad get to the root's of 'Irn Bru' as well as their young TV and music show's exposure. Covering...

                • CITV
                • Arthur's Watch
                • Worst Witch
                • Cat Deeley Ant & Dec
                • Round the Bend
                • Balamory
                • Spice Girls
                • Scooter
                • Andy Peters
                  • 2 hr
                • The Smack of Woman and Sean Connery

                  In this strange addition of Root Canal, Dan and Pad discuss,

                  • Glasgow and the rest
                  • Londoners and acid attacks
                  • Pad's beard trimming talent
                  • Getting on and the end of youth
                  • Woman
                  • Being a black woman on a date with a white guy
                  • Jabba the Hut's Latin and Christopher Walken's Jabba
                  • Sexiness in media post MeToo
                  • Tinder
                  • Sean Connery and slapping everyone
                    • 1 hr 3 min
                  • The Day After Saint Paddy's Day...

                    In this addition of Root Canal, Dan and Pad scrape through the episode as they were both hungover from St Paddy's day and couldn't be arsed. Then coffee was drunken, four times by Dan and the show staggered on.

                    • In this episode the topics are...
                    • Accent's and Pad's bad attempt at Irish
                      • The history of St. Paddy the Pied Piper
                      • Xenaphobia or Racism?
                      • Dead air from nowhere for 5 seconds
                      • The Ambient Sound People/The Hum
                      • AI Limit's (Hope talk)
                      • The death of reading unless in the West end
                      • Middle class snobery
                      • Having a go at a friend over Labour
                      • AI again and Oppenheimer feeling sorry for himself
                      • DID/Spilt personality nonsense
                      • When Pad raped Danny's prostate
                      • Dan fed up with Pad being late and vice versa
                      • Too old for young clubs/Young men don't have beards
                      • Morden haircuts/Pad's lockdown haircut
                      • Don't blink if you want to be rich
                      • Migrant takeover crap/Irish riot craic
                      • UFO or USA?
                      • End of the world on the ISS/Give up and give in to AI
                        • English Repression
                        • Dan changing his lexicon
                        • Fact's
                        • Pad loves T.S.
                        • The End
                          • 1 hr 9 min

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                        A podcast for the damaged, dammed, demented and cured.