Happy Tuesday everyone. It’s officially the week of our LA show! Does anyone remember the grapefruit technique? Rory shares a story of when he tried it and Mal lets us know he travels with a squatty potty. Mal also finally admits he’s old. How would you want to die…by surprise or with loved ones? Mal asks one of the most odd questions about alzheimer's ever. Then we discuss getting hard at inopportune times. Demaris shares some tough news for Rory regarding his shower(head). We detour to costume play and discuss our potential spectrum status. It looks like s*xual activity has been taking place at the studio. Could you wife a pornstar? Rory shares that he has a very valuable password. It’s time for voicemails. Have you ever heard of the trolley dilemma? We discuss who on the team we’d run over with a train. Tune in as the guys discuss all of these random topics + more! LA we’ll see you soon.
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Episode 214 | Rory Meets The Bang Bros

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Roc Nation’s days are numbered…unless we have something to say about it. Megan Thee Stallion is back in the headlines and unfortunately not for a great reason. Her former photographer is outing her for missed payments & a “toxic” work environment. Mal goes on to tell us how that’s his ideal environment. This leads to finding out Mal & Julian’s dad have a lot in common, black magic (negro magico) (26:45). This becomes the theme of the episode. Meanwhile Ne-Yo, who dresses like a black magician, has been outed on IG live by the mother of two of his children (32:57). Their beef is real, but in fake beefs Da Baby shares that he was asked to start a fake beef with a “lyricist” (37:14). However, Chris Brown & Quavo’s feud is still very real. We react to Quavo’s last response and speculate where this could end up (42:07). Rory introduces a theory that Kendrick sent Tupac’s estate to send a cease & desist to Drake for “Taylor Made” (47:01). Will we ever get the response from Kendrick we’re all waiting for? Kanye falls back into his p*rn addiction (1:03:42). It’s time for voicemails (1:10:47). We learn all about manipulation and one of Mal’s former friends is a clown. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Episode 263 | Roc Nation’s Black Magic

Everyone in? Good. The ride continues. On Saturday Drake released “Taylor Made Freestyle” ft. Tupac & Snoop Dogg (AI voices). Is AI good? Was this appreciation or appropriation? Does this second release change Kendrick’s release schedule? We provide speculative answers to all these new questions (10:43). During this discussion Rory also offers an apology to J Cole (27:34). Rory also believes that Taylor Swift is the person we believe Drake to be (35:15). Well none of us wanted this to happen, but Kanye inserted himself into this beef (41:52). We wish he kept this one in the vault. Meanwhile, Chris Brown is up 1-0 against Quavo after releasing “Weakest Link” (58:46). So far this has stayed on the mic, but we all believe this could be taken to the streets. Speaking of streets, Rory & Demais stepped out for a movie premiere (1:07:01). When I say stepped out I really mean sprawled out. Our poor Baby D fell down the stairs in a packed movie theater in front of Bun B and plenty of other industry people. She wasn’t the only one falling to her knees this weekend; Devin Haney got dropped three times in his loss to Ryan Garcia in Brooklyn (1:20:00). Over in Manhattan, both the Knicks and Rangers won their first playoff games. It’s time for voicemails! We discuss our favorite hip hop duos (1:27:34). Then Mal has a bone to pick with our generation. First, he calls Julian a d*ckrider then proceeds to come at Rory and Demaris. In classic fashion we go out arguing over that term. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Episode 262 | Kanye Joins The Ride

Looks like we’re getting more than we initially thought. Before we get into that…it’s been a long 48 hours. We breakdown how we’ve spent our time waiting for Kendrick’s response. We cover Mal’s liked tweets, middle school clothing, and climate change in Dubai. Mal shares with us some news about an upcoming Kendrick album (21:57). Is the boogeyman coming? We speculate over the AI Kendrick diss and the other one that was never confirmed or denied. We discuss the IG Story shots Drake & Rick Ross have been trading all week (27:22). Then Julian introduces the theory of Drake owning percentages of other artists (35:50). The room is split on this rumor. Well we all finally listened to the Bryson Tiller album. We give a review (48:31). Did you see Coi Leray reject Adrien Broner on an Instagram live? Mal wants to fight Adrien now (1:01:40). We share what celebrities we’d shoot our shot at. In classic fashion we bring up Rory’s trauma (1:13:40). It’s time for voicemails! (1:21:16) We end with Demaris teaching us how to professionally gaslight someone. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

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Episode 261 | The Boogeyman Is Coming (TWICE)

Hip Hop is back! Let’s enjoy this while it lasts. We have a rolling start as Mal dances his way into frame and continues to dance in his seat to Drake’s “Push Ups”. We don’t waste any time and get right into both Rick Ross & Drake’s diss records. We do a lyric breakdown and pick our favorite moments from Drake’s response. We have mixed reviews on Rick Ross’s song/trolling. Where are the nukes? We speculate what breaking news could bring the 6 God down (52:26) . We address the Yachty reference track and another conversation Mal had with Drake (). After all the speculation we pivot to an exciting weekend at Coachella (1:18:00). We’re here to big up Ice Spice improvement and give Tyler The Creator / Childish Gambino their flowers. Our favorite moment came from J Balvin when he had Will Smith come out to perform “Men In Black”. In the least shocking news ever…we’ve confirmed yet again that you can’t trust a heaux. Kai Cenat is taking the legal route after being doxxed (1:32:11). It’s time for voicemails (1:41:30). We answered a hypothetical question from one of our favorite listeners (Hi Taylor). This leads to a hilarious segment to send us out. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!


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Episode 260 | Beef Sells, Kai Cenat Buys

Mal needs therapy and from a specific type of person. We’re back to full strength after Mal’s historic rant last episode. Julian is back to share his perspective from Dreamville Fest and more (32:14). Mal continues to clarify his thoughts. In other beef news (that we have fueled) Chris Brown responds to Quavo on his deluxe album (45:31). In more serious news we send our condolences to Mister Cee (47:52). Then we’re told OJ Simpson passed away, which leads to a mixed review of his memorializing (51:43). This reminds Rory of an Aaron Hernandez documentary. It’s time for voicemails. We give some work advice (1:00:51) then give a gentleman advice on how to get laid (1:04:35). We close with Mal asking a wild question about a certain group of people (1:23:06). Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!
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Episode 214 | Rory Meets The Bang Bros

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