HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE! (or new year depending on when you listen).  

Excited for 2022 and for a new cast. 

Join Shaye and I as we reminisce on our past year and talk about goals for the new year. 

We also go through Clayton's cast photos on Womens Health Magazine if you want to follow along. 

We make wild assumptions on women with little to no information, so it's a great time. 

Cheers to a new year and new season of The Bachelor :) 

-Keilah & Shaye

Congratulations to Michelle and Nayte! What a satisfying end to one of the most iconic seasons yet.

Brandon will be just fine, as long as he doesn't owe anyone for that ring he threw into the ocean. 

Later this week we will release an analysis of Claytons cast of ladies and so it begins again...

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year :) 

-Keilah & Shaye

It's Fantasy suite week!!! We are in Mexico with Panini and Tomate <3

Do you like corn? If so, you may like Brandon. What a SHOCKING exit at the end. 

Keilah wins the bet (most likely) and will be getting a free chick-fil-a meal from Shaye as a result :) 

Join us next time for the epic Finale episode where we hopefully see our queen Michelle in a happy relationship. 

-Keilah & Shaye

Tonight we share our thoughts on the Men Tell All. We discuss all of our favorite men once again, and some of our not so favorite men. We play some games, talk about haircut psychology, and share our excitement for Clayton/Colton's season of the bachelor! Cannot wait. 

Thanks for joining! we will see you next week for fantasy suites. 

Until then,

~Keilah & Shaye 

Hello! 

We come to you from California and Texas as we recap Nayte, Rodney, Joe, and Brandons hometown dates with Michelle!

We make predictions on who will win, hold space for the True Underdog, and discuss if Keilah's cat secretly hates her. 

We will be back in a few days for our recap of the Men Tell All. 

See you soon :) 

-Keilah and Shaye

Happy Thanksgiving Week!

We welcome Angela back once more to help recap the pre-hometown episode :)

We discuss Clayton and his "journey," farm dates, and our thoughts on Brandon. We also make predictions for the end of the season. 

Thanks for joining us!

-Keilah & Angela (and Shaye in Spirit)  

We are in Minnesota this week! We speculate on Michelle's parents relationship, and make predictions of whether Joe or Nayte will take it all the way. Joe and Nayte are the true contenders right now and everyone else is a PRETENDER. Except for our King Rodney, of course. 

Keilah is betting Nayte will win while Shaye is putting his money on Joe. Let us know what we should put on the line.

Also, as we debate "two-faced MARTIN"... Keilah injures herself. It's a wild ride so buckle. up. 

As always, thanks for tuning in and we will see y'all next week :)

-Keilah & Shaye

Martin get's a one on one, we have a slumber party with no slumber, and how are we feeling about Rick? We still don't know. 

Has Michelle never eaten M&m's??? We are concerned. 

ALSO - will Clayton do anything of note? Also concerned about that. 

Join us next week for another recap :) 

-Keilah & Shaye

This episode we get the satisfaction of Jamie being held accountable, and DO WE LIKE RICK?!?! 

Our top four prediction is Joe, Nayte, Rick and Brandon. 

Join us next Wednesday for another recap!

-Keilah & Shaye

Welcome back as we recap another episode of our King Michelle. 

Is Rick a serial killer.. how is Nayte SO bad at basketball.. and has Rodney ever eaten an apple before? 

Also Keilah has to take back ALL of her predictions about Jaime, Katie & Blake, and LT. But she may right about Brandon.

-Keilah & Shaye