In this riveting podcast:

How stats are manipulated to make you feel like dog feces, but you shouldn’t.

Lisa Page refuses to testify in front of Congress and lies about it, so her f*ckboy Stzok can get his story straight, then tell her what to say.

Rosenstein, the pencil necked dweeb overseeing Mueller, decides to commandeer 100 federal prosecutors to look into the background of Supreme Court pick, Kavanaugh. Unprecedented!

All the while, someone is taking a shower upstairs and the ambient noise is downright sexy.