We're back! But not exactly better than ever. We promise to drink better on the next episode. Anywho, the island is full of scoundrels this week: Eric, Kamil, John, and Chelsea. Listen to our belated thoughts on all of the island's dishonesty!

A continuation of our mega-episode! Picking up with the Kendall/Leo day-bed drama and SuperJoe swooping in to save the day! Not all heroes wear capes.

There was so much drama this week (and so many tangents in our recording) that we had to split our mega-episode into two slightly less mega-episodes. So check out Paradise 6 and Paradise 7 this week please!

This is a week of one toxic event after another: Chris is gaslighting Tia, which somehow makes Krystal start falling for the bozo, Jordan cannot control his rage, Tia and Colton make it official, and Leo's recent news makes him gross (no matter how attractive he is). Listen to our recap on all of this week's drama!

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In this doozy of an episode, we recap both Weeks 2 and 3 of Bachelor in Paradise. Buckle up, because this episode is almost 2 hours long. Sorry not sorry. Listen to our controversial thoughts on Colton, Ryan's theory about Jenna and Jordan, and all the other Paradise drama.

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New fun Paradise intro music! Listen as we recap the new season of Tia, address our sexist issues, and discuss the budding romances in Paradise.

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It's the finale! Somehow, even though not a lot happens, Ryan and I still find a way to talk for an hour. You're welcome!

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This week's episodes features a guest who is way more knowledgeable about The Bachelor world than we are. Don't mind the echo-y microphones as we clearly don't know how to podcast with 3 people on our 2 new microphones. Listen to Louise's thoughts on all things Bachelor and our teeny bit of conversation on the actual Men Tell All episode. Find us on Twitter: @rosesnthornspod and find Louise on all social media: @simbatronics

Also, if you're in the Seattle area and need some painting done, check out Tera Painting! (425) 245-3161 / www.terapainting.com

This week's episodes features a guest who is way more knowledgeable about The Bachelor world than we are. Don't mind the echo-y microphones as we clearly don't know how to podcast with 3 people on our 2 new microphones. Listen to Louise's thoughts on all things Bachelor and our teeny bit of conversation on the actual Men Tell All episode. Find us on Twitter: @rosesnthornspod and find Louise on all social media: @simbatronics

It's a rough week for everyone as the looming cloud of the final week approaches. Blake is his normal endearing self, Jason is set up to be the next Bachelor, and Garrett's just breaking headboards. Listen to our thoughts!