We're back! After a cross-country move/roadtrip/technical difficulties, we've finally watched last week's episode(s) of The Bachelorette. We're here to talk about all the drama, love connections, and missed connections.

This week we start to learn how much drama these men really have in them. They are, in fact, filled with drama. Rachel gets some relief on dates, but it always comes back to drama.

This week we get to see a lot of men with their shirts off. We also get to see a lot of men with drama. There's also Ellen, a horse pooping on the floor, pole dancing, and mud wrestling.

This is a star-studded episode! Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher, and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar assist Rachel in finding the man of her dreams. In the end though, it's all about DeMario.

This week we meet our guys. Are any of them good enough for Rachel? Well, no. But some of them are alright for now.