Recording from the lovely new humble abode of the CEO, this week's episode has the Quarantings crew going to school just in time for hot girl summer. The subject? The art of setting up a dating roster. Professor Kristen starts off with a lesson on the evolution of dating. How do you select the right people to ensure championship level success? Are you toxic if you have a roster? What is the ideal roster size? How do you keep up the proper communication with all the players on your team? Are there people that shouldn't have a roster but try to anyways? Can Kristen convince Lume to assemble one? How do you stop the roster from blowing up into full on drama? What is it like setting up the roster IRL vs on the dating apps? This leads the class off track to talk about Kristen's dating profiles and if they need improvement or not.

QQH(49:29): First Lume tries to convince Kristen that she as a real Star Wars fan, needs to give "The Bad Batch" another chance. Then Kristen gives her most dual sided review of a movie yet, talking through whether or not "Z for Zachariah" is good or not. Kristen gives a breakdown of the US Open 2021 aka who she will be creeping on when she watches live on vacation. They close out the episode inspired by all of Kristen's sports analogies by reviewing the recent NBA playoff action and the Euro Cup 2020 (yes they’re still calling it 2020).