Season two is running full speed, and its time to revisit some key lessons from SZN 1 (Ep 32). Cuffing season is almost over and all y’all that don’t make the cut for a summer relationship need to evaluate your ROSTER prospects (so says the CEO). How often should communication happen and how long can there be crickets before they falling off the lineup? If you’re stuck on the bench, can you finesse up to a captain position? How does one make sure that they don't catch feelings in a FWB situation? Is the tale as old as time “make him wait” relationship myth busted or iron clad? Are marriage-daters and roster-managers REALLY looking for the same thing in a partner? (No). A story time regarding a situationship argument in the morning turning sexy by demon hours, and then Kristen ends the segment on a movie inspired mini-rant about how you should never let your pride get in the way of the moola.

No quick hits this week as Lume is still struggling with Tom Brady's recent retirement. Kristen can be found hammered on the beach in Mexico. Tune in next week!