R.O.T.F.L. Podcast

Beef Curtain, beef curtain, where for art thou beef curtain??? Cooking meth in the trailer park, stripping aluminum off our house and selling it for drug $$. Carpet cruising and other fun things we used to do as drug addicts. And the 1.9 Trillion Dollar "American Rescue Plan" and all of the wasteful spending you will not believe. Season 2 Finale Support the Show.

It Happens... What Happens?? -Poop happens , and all over the floor apparently. Homeless sleeping bag sex - and what a nice suprise the guy found while doing it. Men having sex with men is apparently not gay anymore - says one of the gay'est article every written. Have you ever stuck your tongue so far up a girls ass that.... Guess your gonna have to listen to find out. And the government robbing us - pretty standard fair.Check out our Check out our MERCH at:&nbs...

Looking for an Asian bride - can anyone help - we need the $$. "Be less White" - 10 bulletpoints by Robin Diangelo on how to be "less white" - ya know you need it :| . The muppets are offensive now - Dr. Seuss is cancelled - Math is racist and being punctual is a sign of white oppression. All this lunacy and more on this weeks show.Check out our Check out our MERCH at: https://www.rotflpodcast.com/shopBecome a member at www.rotflpodcast.comsend funny stories at rotflpodcast@...

Governor poopsom is at it again. NASA is looking for pondscum up on mars - but we have plenty of liberals here. Two states - two different covid tactics - lets see how they fared. ObjectumSexuals - yep its a thing. Lady loves being treated like a dog and gets paid 6 figures for it. Christian OnlyFans star gets paid 200k a month for taking her clothes off. Young people dressing up as elderly people to get the vaccine shot - yikes. And much moreCheck ou...

We spend the episode with shock collars on trying to electrocute ourselves out of swear words through behavioral conditioning. Needless to say - we fail.Check out our MERCH at: https://www.rotflpodcast.com/shopBecome a member at www.rotflpodcast.comsend funny stories at [email protected] and like our facebook videos here: ROTFL PODCAST FACEBOOK PAGE@rotflpodcast instagram and twitterIts your donations and love that keeps us going and help us improve our show. Love ya AL...

Follow up on Wallstreet Bets. Daddy Elon ushering us into the future and making us rich one tweet at a time. MMmmmm Musky. Long Dong's and new-booties in prison. Terrible prison stories and youngster hazing's we'll surely burn in hell for. Dr. Fauci is at it again - should just put a bag over his head already. And Gavin Newsom needs only 100k more signatures to usher in a recall - so we can usher in some other POS. Also, bonus hustle ideas for the you...

Walstreet Bets and the biggest short squeeze in history! Uniting the country one bankrupt hedge fund at a time. Robinhood App claims its for the people yet their covers were completely pulled. Power Corrupts but $$ corrupts absolutely. Google is Evil. AMC, GME, KOSS and other companies being frankestein'd by the Retail Investor. And Anal Swabs - you know we had to throw some butt stuff in. Check out our MERCH at: https://www.rotflpodcast.com/shopBeco...

Chuck Schumer has a massive erection and it's for Donald Trump - crazy. Unbelievable government waste - its your $$ and they want it now. Covering a shit sundae with a cherry and whip cream.... mmmm tasty AF . Phatboy's crazy prison stories - do not go to prison kidz. It'll ruin your humanity...and butthole - mainly humanity, but also your butthole. Blue steel -blue flag - Crip or die dont turn your back. Yep......Check out our MERCH...

Vaginal Steaming... yep its a thing - Welcome to the Steamy Clam. The left proving hypocrisy is alive and well. Dumb assassination attempt - "come on man". Racing pigeons on death row. Stroking out after cunnilingus. Transgender male-to-females are stronger than biological females says an amazing new study - who knew... According to medieval prophecy London is set to fall. Some fun guy injected fungi - trippy story you wont wanna miss this...

Can we all just go back to 2020?!?! Some of our old criminal war stories and undertakings. Social Media platforms on full political/tyrannical mode. Censorship and the death of free Speech. 2 hours of a protest gone awry in the capitol equals a "riot" and "mob" according to the media - but months of burning down cities across America was a "peaceful protest". Craziness is already in full swing and 2021 is just getting started.Help us, Help you by helping us expan...