Rotoimbeciles

On Sunday evening the podcast will cover some of the litany of minor league and Korea/Japan signings of players that no one (except me) cares about, what it takes for the perfect haircut, what's to become of Gregory Polanco, some early trade offers I've received in different leagues, and the future of Dan Straily.

This evening we'll talk about the latest minor league signings and the slew of players opting for Korea and Japan.

On Sunday's show we'll talk about how the Corey Seager contract threw the world out of balance, a guy named Isiah Kiner-Falefa, how I'll miss Freddy Galvis, the Marcus Stroman deal, and the return to the AL East for Jackie Bradley.

evening we'll be covering the Mets' multitude of moves, a guy named Dick Drott, the signing of Steven Matz, Yoshi Tsutsugo, Micahel Wacha, and Hector Neris, the Giants bolster their rotation, and the saga of Brent Honeywell.

This evening we'll talk about Wander Franco, the rise and fall of Niko Goodrum, the Noah Syndergaard deal, the Eduardo Rodriguez and Andrew Heaney signings, and the AL and NL award season. Hope to see a few of you in the chat room for some life lessons.

On the next edition of rotoimbeciles we'll talk about Elijah Dukes, the Golden Age HOF ballot, what the future holds for Scott Oberg, the Rams ink Odell Beckham, and the great Jhoulys Chacin.

evening we'll talk about some of the banishments off the 40 man roster, the retirement of Buster Posey, what will Freddie Freeman command in free agency, and Charlie Blackmon will be returning to Coors.

We'll talk about some ghoulish things like the Marcus Semien free agency charge, the retirement of Bubba Starling, a guy named Trent Oeltjen, and the maddening ways of Joey Gallo.

At 6:30 on Sunday evening we'll be covering the long career of Dusty Baker, Derrick Henry is a fantasy monster, is Corbin Burnes worthy of a Cy Young, the enigmatic Adam Duvall, and the incomparable Nick Castellanos.

Tonight we'll talk about the great Mad Max, Logan Webb, the mercurial Jose Cardenal, and a guy named Paul Schreiber.