This week, Jim and Kai rank and review The Twilight Saga. Why would anyone lick a CGI baby? Remember when clove cigarettes were a thing? Is Kai a good romantic candidate?

“That’s the vibe my guy.” - Jim

This week, Haley Steinhilber returns for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2. It’s like the other movies, but with a CGI baby. What’s the coolest way to have a head ripped off? Where is Kai not allowed to sit anymore? Why can’t we just let boys be birds?

Check out Haley’s podcast Listen on your preferred podcast app and follow them on Instagram @queerpersonalspodcast. Also check out their coloring book, Queer Seeking Queer: A Colorful History (co-authored by Alexis Macaluso and Dan Low). Go to womenandchildrenfirst.com to learn more and get yourself or a comrade a copy today! We join Haley in encouraging you to  follow artist and printmaker, Asho Buckingham on Instagram @asho_buckingham!

This week, Meghan Walsh and Chris Berg return for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1. It’s like the other movies, but they have sex in this one. Did Jim kiss the 2nd woman ever? Did we really need to know about the eggs? How long have we been doing bathroom stuff?

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This week, Kelsey Hébert returns for The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. It’s like the first two movies, but with back story. What’s Kai’s beef with Bilbo Buttface? Who’s Jim’s favorite woman? We’ve all kissed Nick Kronberger, right?

“Wrong. Dumb.” - Kelsey Hébert

Celebrate the one-year anniversary of SideQuest Theater, the theater Kelsey co-founded, by getting out and seeing Roll Play: An Improvised Adventure, with shows happening Fridays at 8pm and Sundays at 2pm, April 4th - 27th. “Roll Play” is a live, interactive, fully-improvised love letter to tabletop RPGs and the fantasy genre.” Also, be sure to check out the unscripted medical comedy Kelsey is directing Best Medicine, Fridays at 8pm and Sundays at 2pm this May, 2nd - 25th. Follow SideQuest @sidequesttheater and go to sidequesttheater.com to stay updated on future shows and events.

Go to linktr.ee/rottentreasure to listen, like, follow, rate and review. It really helps the show! You can also support the podcast to gain early access to episodes, promotional opportunities and even get extra franchise rank and review episodes. Who knows?! The tier system. That's who. Visit patreon.com/rottentreasure to learn more!

This week, Emily Murphy joins us for The Twilight Saga: New Moon. It’s like the first movie, but with werewolves. What’s Robin William‘s Big problem? Will the real Mark Wahlberg please stand up? Are you ready for Jim’s Oliver Reed story?

This week, Katie Taylor and Victoria Tellez join us for Twilight. Is there still time to get into Reddit? What’s Jim’s Pinterest beef? Did you have a Juicy phase?

Follow Victoria @victoriatellez and her improv trio, with her fiancé Jesse Freeman and Jim, Third Wheel Improv @3rdwheelcomedy, to keep up to date on upcoming shows!

Kai’s music recommendation: Pulsar - L'Impératrice

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This week, Jim and Kai rank and review the Shrek franchise. Does Jim not care about you?

“What do you think I think you think?” - Kai Bobbi

This week, Eibhleann Clyne and Kelso Blaze return for Puss in Boots: The Last Wish. It’s like the first Puss in Boots, but it looks like the Spider-Verse. Did your bird go to college? Does having superpowers help you become a guitar-playing pervert? For the love of God, will someone please look at Rick Moranis’s graph?

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This week, Bailey J Hess returns for Puss in Boots. It’s like Shrek, but with an egg.

This week, Jackie and Danielle of the No More Late Fees podcast return for Shrek Forever After. It's like the first 3 movies, but it's A Wonderful Life. Is Matt Damon really all that important? Do our guests f#@k? Are wet babies relatable?

“Since we’re talking about babies’ heads…” - Danielle

Go to linktr.ee/rottentreasure to listen, like, follow, rate and review. It really helps the show! You can also support the podcast to gain early access to episodes, promotional opportunities and even get extra franchise rank and review episodes. Who knows?! The tier system. That's who. Visit patreon.com/rottentreasure to learn more!