Prior to game two against the Cubs, the boys chat about these sloppy-ass Mariners and Kolten Wong's struggles so far. Then they play "Guess That Ex-Mariner" to bring the mood up. Then they close things out with a heaping dose of love for Jarred Kelenic's development.

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Notes:

• The "I Think You Should Leave" sketch referenced
• Baseball-Reference.com
• Fangraphs.com

Phil and Brandon are coping just fine with the 2-5 start, thanks for asking. They discuss the Robbie Ray injury and then give five takeaways each through the first seven games of the season.

Notes:

• Stephen Coombs, PT, DPT, CSCS on the Robbie Ray injury
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Phil and Brandon run through nine lists of nine topics to preview this Mariners season. The lists were: Mariners baseball storylines we're interested in, Mariners non-baseball storylines we're interested in, MLB storylines we're interested in, guys who might be Mariners by August, prospects set to enjoy a big year, statistics that will define this year, things we'll be frustrated by this year, reasons to be optimistic about Jarred Kelenic, and, most importantly, the best looking Mariners. 

Notes:

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• Ryan Divish's mailbag about Jarred Kelenic
• Tom Verducci's story about Jarred Kelenic
• Esteban Rivera's story about Jarred Kelenic

Phil and Brandon reunite to model Vanilla Missile merchandise, break down what appears to be the Opening Day roster, reminisce on the five minutes where we thought Jarred Kelenic was traded, start the George KirCY campaign, debate the presence of aliens on Mercer Island, and somehow, more!

Notes:

• Jerry Dipoto's interview with Brock Huard and Ryan Rowland-Smith
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Brandon, who is Juan Solo this week with Phil on vacation, discusses his trip to Arizona for Spring Training, Jarred Kelenic's supernova spring, and where the 26-man roster stands as of now. You'll also hear Brandon and Phil's origin story and texts from Phil about the team from the past two weeks.

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Phil and Brandon continue to lock down the age-limits-at-restaurants beat with a report from Montgomery County, PA. Then they discuss baseball by deciding whether certain Mariners-related statements are "al dente" or need more time. 

Notes:

• Daniel Kramer's stats about Jarred Kelenic's exit velocities on Sunday
• Ryan Divish's quote about the Prelander Berroa trade
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• Jason Williams of the Cincinnati Enquirer on Thom Brennaman's future
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Phils and Brandons are reporting for spring training. They discuss an ambitious New Jersey restaurant and then share their five most intriguing storylines heading into this season. 

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The fellas check in at the start of the winter meetings to run through the four major acquisitions the M's have made so far, preview the rest of the offseason, and, most importantly, bash Mariners Twitter. 

Note - This podcast was recorded minutes before Mitch Haniger signed with the San Francisco Giants.

Phil and Brandon muse on the ongoing World Series and approve of Julio Rodriguez's new partner. Then they try and fill out a 26-man roster and identify trade and free agent targets to fill the team's holes.

Phil and Brandon emerged from a post-Astros slumber! In this bad boy, they recap all the developments that have occurred since the end of the season and go through their 10 favorite moments from the 2022 season. 

Notes:

• Ryan Divish on 710 AM in Seattle on Jesse Winker
• Mariners' postseason press conference
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