Round Table Squared

Today! We'll hear about a guy failing to hide cocaine under a toupee; then it's on to wonder why a lawmaker is proposing Bigfoot hunting season; lastly we'll learn about a man who injected psilocybin. Plus more!

Sources:

https://www.kark.com/news/weird-news/man-tried-to-smuggle-34000-worth-of-cocaine-under-his-toupee-police-say-2/

https://www.news5cleveland.com/news/local-news/ohcuyahoga/

priest-says-someone-in-bay-village-called-polic

e-about-a-homeless-person-but-it-a-statute-of-jesus

https://apnews.com/article/wildlife-oklahoma-5433bc22

df3a87efa08c2b52838a2dd7

https://www.cbssports.com/nba/news/nba-power-ranki

ngs-jazz-take-top-spot-from-lakers-76ers-clippers-keep-r

olling-pelicans-in-free-fall/?fbclid=IwAR2uV4bia-lOt-TOW

umE8Eh2HIDIT9T_YSn-AEZpsL_vNKLZJLoe_dvklkM

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/rcmp-c

alls-tying-up-line-1.5858698

https://www.insider.com/man-injected-with-mushrooms

-grew-in-blood-caused-organ-failure-2021-1

Today! We recap the weeks latest news then it's on to hear about a woman selling a PS5 when it turned out not to be an air purifier; we'll take part in the Indoguration; and then find out Americans are still paying for sex in Mexico. Plus more!

Sources:

https://www.fox13news.com/news/woman-sells-husbands-playstation-5-after-she-discovers-it-is-not-an-air-purifier

https://www.foxnews.com/us/california-man-punches-350-pound-bear-save-dog

https://people.com/pets/joe-biden-rescue-dog-major-inauguration-event/

https://thestreetjournal.org/2020/11/human-skulls-and-bones-are-mixed-with-sand-scattered-on-russian-road-to-stop-cars-skidding-on-ice/

https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/09/americas/mexico-tijuana-prostitution-coronavirus-intl/index.html

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/human-footprints-found-saudi-arabia-may-be-120000-years-old-180975874/

Today, we'll learn that Balsonaro warns of odd vaccine side effects. Discover an ex-pastor who is now a stripper. And, find out that eyes on a cow butt can save their lives. Plus more!

Sources:

https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20201218-brazil-s-bolsonaro-warns-virus-vaccine-can-turn-people-into-crocodiles

https://www.ocregister.com/2020/09/25/oc-sheriffs-deputies-who-lied-on-reports-testify-that-they-didnt-know-it-was-illegal/

https://www.bolde.com/former-pastor-quits-become-stripper-happier-ever/

https://www.news18.com/news/india/robber-applies-poop-on-his-body-to-evade-police-capture-2930833.html

https://coloradotimesrecorder.com/2020/09/qanon-child-abduction-conspiracies-impede-colorado-efforts-to-stop-actual-human-trafficking/29063/

https://arstechnica.com/science/2020/08/study-confirms-that-painting-eyes-on-cow-butts-helps-ward-off-predators/

Today we find out what the top word for 2020 is. We'll discover some research into the microbiome of medieval guts. Also, we learn scientist have found the molecular origins of a LSD trip. Plus more!

Sources:

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/datablog/ng-interactive/2020/dec/21/word-of-the-year-poll-guardian-readers-describe-2020-as-shit

https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/11-year-old-charged-in-louisiana-after-allegedly-stealing-school-bus-engaging-in-police-chase-1.5142309

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2020/oct/09/scientists-hands-dirty-research-medieval-poop-microbiomes

https://www.timeslive.co.za/news/2020-10-07-man-shot-twice-after-robber-expresses-disdain-for-his-outdated-cellphone/

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/crime-and-law/courts/district-court/man-who-performed-exorcisms-on-his-girlfriend-cleared-of-assaulting-her-1.4376866

https://www.inverse.com/mind-body/how-lsd-binds-to-t

he-brain-study/amp

Today we hear about a guy who pooped in a box and shelved it at a grocery store. We'll learn there's a caterpillar that looks like a toupee. And, discover that humanity is increasingly confused by ordinary objects. Plus more!

Sources:

https://www.mlive.com/news/2020/10/man-pooped-inbox-

at-michigan-meijer-put-it-back-on-shelf-police-say.ht

ml

https://www.wlns.com/news/national-news/california-m

an-sentenced-to-jail-for-repeatedly-putting-semen-in-coworkers-

water-food/

https://www.theweathernetwork.com/ca/news/article/s

ightings-of-furry-venomous-caterpillar-in-the-united-stat

es-prompts-warnings-virgina

https://www.singularfortean.com/news/2020/10/13/usp

s-employee-reports-seven-foot-tall-red-eyed-creature-atohare-

international-airport?fbclid=IwAR3c_TKStQ298AZR

c6P2TrEUsKn00gK92wHFPexasUn-b1IEe0T0LXF0ZDk

https://hk.appledaily.com/news/20201006/RZIYR24WOJ

AQNITBLLD2I7DLNQ/

https://astronomy.com/news/2020/10/reports-of-risingufo-

sightings-are-greatly-exaggerated

Today we hear from a dominatrix defending public spankings. Learn about a hypnotist giving illegal prostate exams. And, discover your butt can purchase upgrades. Plus more! 

Sources:

https://www.thewestmorlandgazette.co.uk/news/18721

704.dominatrix-defends-actions-public-spanking-peopleget-

dark-ages/?ref=ar

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-pacific-54157459

https://globalnews.ca/news/7333518/pooped-in-the-dis

hwasher-guelph/

https://www.fox13memphis.com/news/trending/new-je

rsey-hypnotist-arrested-giving-illegal-prostate-exams-pat

ients-prosecutor-says/P22G6LYN4BEFDKFHQA7RICU4OQ

/?fbclid=IwAR2B5uCrf4JsAfHlCXr4arn7YcXjGAp0mz-L-AR

Bdg-JjZMxnie2guVRQWU

https://news.bloomberglaw.com/bankruptcy-law/bankru

pt-chuck-e-cheese-parent-wants-to-shred-7-billion-ticket

s?fbclid=IwAR2nB3bteCleCSdDxqLCOY7yHZ3sMICoH3Bcd

Uovgzt2xrNHyMeT7f7kxaQ

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/10/07/tesla-app-butt-dialpurchases-

still-possible-refunds-hard-to-get.html

Today we learn about a guy whose wife filmed him with a chicken. Discover Pompeii's bad luck souvenirs. And, we hear from a former head of Israel's Space Program telling us the aliens aren't ready to let us know they're here. Plus more!

https://7news.com.au/news/court-justice/uk-man-jailed-over-having-sex-with-chickens-as-his-wife-filmed-it-c-1423447

https://abc7news.com/7251177/?ex_cid=TA_KGO_FB&utm_campaign=trueAnthem%3A+Trending+Content&utm_medium=trueAnthem&

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/pompeii-artifacts-returned-scli-intl/index.html

https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/former-austin-public-library-employee-stole-sold-over-1-3m-in-printer-toner-over-12-years-city-reports-says/

https://decrypt.co/25980/alex-mamsej-fractional-shares-ethereum?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sm

https://www.jewishpress.com/news/media/former-head-of-israels-space-program-the-aliens-asked-not-to-be-revealed-humanity-not-yet-ready/2020/12/05/

This week we'll learn about a man who pretended to be a statue. Hear about a fire in a Walmart parking lot. And, discover Grandma's criminal history. Plus more!

Sources:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-11-26/building-site-intruder-poses-as-statue-to-evade-police/12922408

https://apnews.com/article/d5916b27d9ff4e779700ac15da161c73

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-walmart-evacuated-after-black-friday-parking-lot-fire-n1249125?cid=sm_npd_nn_tw_ma

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=173282897853540

https://www.sltrib.com/news/education/2020/10/15/year-old-evicted-utah/

https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/elderly-woman-71-is-the-suspected-getaway-driver-for-burglar-gang-39583999.html

https://www.digitaltrends.com/features/envisics-ar-windshield-technology/

https://youtu.be/8oZk0_ykHoY

This week we learn about a subculture of girls who mimic horses. Discover a man who literally bit a bullet. And, Murder Hornets are about to go into "slaughter." Plus more!

Sources:

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/horse-jumping-edmonton-girl-1.5744745

https://youtu.be/Ah6MFeQndKA

https://www.ndtv.com/india-news/up-village-holds-crocodile-hostage-asks-for-rs-50-000-ransom-2294072

https://www.nj.com/gloucester-county/2020/10/man-swallowed-bullet-chewed-shell-casings-to-hide-evidence-in-killing-prosecutor-says.html

https://www.stlucianewsonline.com/man-in-pointing-guns-at-penis-facebook-group-shoots-self-in-penis-becomes-a-hero-in-group/

https://this.kiji.is/685249075708232801?c=592622757532812385

https://apnews.com/article/business-spacex-archive-moon-f06581fe70515ae7608304af8e6a44fb

This week we'll hear about a man fighting to keep his wooden erection up. Discover the millions being made by cardboard theft. And, it's murder by silicone butt injection. Plus more!

Sources:

https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-thursday-edition-1.5737330/man-who-erected-a-giant-wooden-penis-on-his-lawn-fights-to-keep-it-up-1.5739141

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/annulment-impotence-erection-marriage-1.5737738

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-53724620

https://www.foxnews.com/us/south-carolina-woman-who-gouged-her-eyes-out-thought-it-was-a-sacrifice-to-god

https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/woman-charged-with-murder-after-illegal-silicon-butt-injection-police/2458036/

https://www.cnn.com/2020/11/08/us/star-trek-3d-microscopic-spaceship-scn-trnd/index.html