What do you suppose happens at Adult's Night at StoryLand? We're hoping one of you lets us know. This week the Babes gossip about a possible scandal involving two wild endangered horses, and at the same time, only the second photo of Billy the Kid in existence shows up as well? Wild coincidence. They discuss gummy candy, an ice cream truck summer fling, and the stupidest squirrel in Kittery.

Also...listen, did the Babes tell you to watch Jaws for this week's episode? Yeah...but what do they know, anyway? They just work here. [Jaws is next week, promise. They srsly cannot keep all these episodes straight.] THIS week's Summer Flick is 1996's Independence Day, and they chat about the emergence of Big Willie Style, Jeff Goldblum & his hot dad Judd Hirsch, and the softness of Bill Pullman. Oh, and Fruitopia. Oh, and Randy Quaid: conspiracy theory king.

The Babes Ice Cream Dated Jacqueline Scott (whomst you may remember from Season Two), defined the Klitterati, got eaten by mosquitoes, and discussed "chunks" in great length.

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