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Dear viewer! Disregard the deception of days past! Destiny has dealt her daring due and it dawns as a daily double! Dutifully we detain and dismantle the dacquoisic dabbling of the dirt daddy and his dastardly dabchicks until they descend into dacryorrhea. The delightful duo, that do the duels, dash dawnward daintily like daemonistic daffodils, definitely dapper in demeanor. Dare to dream of the damage caused upon the four left deep in the depreciable disposition of Elitism, while the disillusioned delinquents deploy declaratory determinism to leave the dolts despondent and distrustful. Daylighting as draughtsmen for destruction of one delusional dork who would call himself champion before the true deserved delegate is deliberately disastrous due to disgusting deterence. Dismay not, however, for the discourse is done and now develops the directive that I may lay down my dictionary.

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Behold our battle with the boisterous, bald bae! Babied by behest of our bitter babu. Who both before you have brought down bequieted by barely being bested until bravely bawling be believed best. Bemoaning his beating, Blaine blamed brothers Rocket for baring badness on the beast below the Cerulean burrough. Blithe, we bore him benevolence and balmy blessings. Bye-bye!

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Eyes on, ears listening. Earthlings, enjoy this exciting engagement while we eclipse this effete esper. Elegize the eidolon's emphatic ejection as we effect and egress the ectoplasm until it effluxes eeriely into the educible ether. Eglomise our eastward eradication so it may echo through the echelons and the erstwhile egoist can enact an ecumenic effigial emblem, e'ermore. Effortlessly, we embark with elevated elegance toward emboldened embodiement of excellence!

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We vehemently vie for the valiant victory over the vainglorious venomous villain. Viciously we vacate the vista with the vast versatility of our vivacious vocation. We leave the vapid vagabond vulnerable via the vicissitude of our valorous verve so that he might only vape vichyssoise for vitality. Vault your vaccines, vigorous ventures veer vividly in this venue!

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Gather on the green ground as we gallop a generous gale at this gregarious gorgeous gal. Her genial gilding will be nothing but gabber as we gage her with the gaff of our gathering. Do not gad about, the gable will be gabelled as the gargantuan gaillardias take gah after gah until they are gagged and gadrooned. Gone are the gestures of gaily greetings, go now to gainliness!

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Roll out the zabagliones. In this zany episode, we take on the zestful zaftig of the Vermilion City Gym! The zappy zone added a zing to our zeal, but don't zakat the zabutons, yet! We'll zig through the zephyr and zip that zealot at the zenith of the zapateado, zagging so hard we send the zamindaries back to the zaibatsu with a bag consisting of zaffre and zaatars that was once a zealous zaddy in a zeptosecond. Zygophyllaceous.

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What a wonderful watery wander! Misty wastes us with the weighty wisdom of wild Water-types! That wasn't true, but alliteration is fun! Liquidation is the name of the game in this episode! Surf on over and catch the latest episode!

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Welcome BACK to the Kanto Region, Pokéfans and PokéManiacs! We're excited to be back after our brief hiatus, and we're back in the region that started it all with the first remakes (FireRed and LeafGreen) in the main series titles! We hope you enjoy our gimmick this season as we try to create PokéCouples in-game! Wedlocke is the name of the game (with our own twist, of course) and there will be many hills and valleys, and Poké-tears along the path to be the best PokéMatchmakers!

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Gear Up for the final instalment of the Ruby and Sapphire games! Shelter yourself from the Behemoth Bash of the Meteor Mash from the Champion! Will we Spin Out, or will we Make It Rain as we drop the Gigaton Hammer on this Iron Head? One thing is for sure, you will hear the Metal Sound of the Doom Desire on both sides as we fight Metal Claw to Iron Tail against the Iron Defense of the Champion! Sorry if the puns are a Gear Grind!

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Sorry to have left you out in the Sheer Cold, but we've used Return! What's that in the Mist? An Avalanche? Don't jump the Water Gun, however, beyond the Aurora Veil is a Waterfall of Surf! The leader of Sootopolis may employ a Hail of Ice puzzles, but he'll Soak our Pokémon within his Hydro Vortex of Liquidation! Listen as we Dive into the Aqua Ring and Clamp a victory from this Bubble brain. Stay tuned for the finale!

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