Some real offseason hours. We talk Daniel Sprong, the offer sheets to Broberg and Holloway, and probably other stuff too. I can't remember.

We cap off the 2023-24 season by discussing the Canucks' free agency haul.

Vyas and Jackson convene to quickly cover all the stuff that happened in the last week before it all gets bulldozed by whatever happens in free agency. Mikheyev is gone; Joshua, Myers, and Blueger are here to stay, and things are (tentatively) looking pretty good. We didn't know about Guentzel yet. Sorry about that.

Sarah Guiney joins the show to discuss the Stanley Cup Final, Canadian hockey brainworms, Elias Pettersson's PR problem, and the new ESPN 30 for 30 podcast Searching for Hobey Baker.

The boys are officially back in town to discuss the end of the Canucks' season and what lies ahead. PLUS: Are injuries an excuse? One insufferable chipmunk-voiced Italian man thinks he has the answer.

Elliot is back for a classic vibe episode where we sort of break down game one against the Oilers, but mostly just make fun of their fans for being racist. We also talk about Zach Hyman's bullshit career as a children's book author.

See you in round 2... I can't believe I can finally say that.

Mark Jankowski???

Longtime friend of the pod J.D. Burke stops by to discuss key takeaways from the first two games of the Canucks-Predators first round series. The fellas react to the news that Demko is out for the rest of the playoffs in real time, take a deep dive into Elias Pettersson's linemates, and somehow talk about Jake Virtanen again before Remembering Some Guys from the 2010-11 Nashville Predators.

The boys are back, joined by producer J Mo to tee up the opening round of the 2024 NHL Playoffs. The Canucks have drawn the Nashville Predators, a team headlined by some recognizable vets but backed up by a roster that seems like it was generated by ChatGPT, as we have a good time Inventing Some Guys who sound like they could play for the Preds. We're not taking them lightly though, and it should be quite a series as Nashville's coming in hot and the Canucks have somewhat limped into the post-season. All three of us make our picks for each opening round series as well, and we take one departing look at the now defunct Arizona Coyotes. A-woo.

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