People, Medals and Cheese - it’s the holy trifecta that promises to make Paris an Olympic Games like no other.

The opening ceremony takes place this weekend, and Rampaging Roy Slaven and H.G. Nelson are on the ground having given the facilities the once-over, and are now awaiting the starter's gun.

Over the next two weeks they'll be trackside, Seine side and Pool side, bringing home the highlights of this magical golden fortnight of competition.

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