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Eileen and Spencer tackle Season 4 Episode 4 of Game of Thrones. Dany nails some masters, Tyrion gets a visit from Goldenhand, Baeylish is even more creepy and more Irish, Pod gets a new job, Karl vies for the newly vacated title of most F**ktastic, little Tommen finds his special purpose, and the Night King adopts a new bebe. All this and so much more, will be discussed and forgotten on this weeks wackey episode of Royal Highness! (be sure to stick around to the end to hear "Bidet Talk"!

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Eileen and Spencer tackle Season 4 Episode 3 of Game of Thrones.  They have a philosophical discussion on the best part of crow. Is a rowboat a good idea on a foggy ocean? Is there a special person to create 'eye rocks'? Are there ugly babies? Is the GoT a puzzle in a thunderstorm? Why does Dany seem all sarcastic? All this and so much more, will be discussed and forgotten on this weeks full filled episode of Royal Highness!

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Eileen and Spencer are very excited for this episode!  We see the final face of King F**ker McF**kstick!  Tywin and Skeletor exchange barbs about money.  Margerie becomes a Queen for the second time. The Lord of Light gains a few more sacrificial souls, Tyrion refuses to capitulate to the king, and there is a little entertainment at the wedding feast. One of Spencer's predictions from way back in Season 1 comes to fruition. All this and so much more, will be discussed and forgotten on this weeks full filled episode of Royal Highness!

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The season 4 premiere has arrived with the first cold open of the series.  Ol Ned's sword is divided in two and GoldHand gets a new sword which he can't wield very well.  Dornish Game Hens arrive for the wedding, Dany learns that dragons are wild, and there is lots of exposition this episode.  Spencer would like some hamster eggs, and Eileen realizes that actors can replace characters on the show without so much as a warning. Almost Queen, Margerine thinks a sparrow head necklace might be nice. Join us for a fun filled episode of Royal Highness! 

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Spencer and Eileen sit down with producer Mike to recap Season 3 of Game of Thrones. We have a little 'in memorium' to all the characters we lost this season, and play Schmeopardy! This episode is also available on YouTube with video of the hosts! Join us for a great hour of fun and jokes.  We will be taking a week off to prepare for Season 4!  Tune in again in two weeks!

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Spencer and Eileen discuss the season finale of Season 3, Episode 10 of GoT.  Joffrey McF**kerton gets sent to bed without supper.  Walder Frey muses about what Roose Bolton will do now that he is Warden of the North. Podrick gets giggles from young girls. Theon loses a toy but gets a new name, and Dany poses for an album cover….again. Jaimie brings his nub to Cersi, Davos releases Gendry and is saved by the red witch. These topics and more will be discussed and then forgotten, so join us for another giggly week on Royal Highness! Be sure to join us next week for Season 3 Recap! OH....and be sure to stick around after the credits to hear Eileen's solo ramblings.

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Spencer and Eileen discuss Season 3, Episode 9 of GoT.  But first, Eileen recaps her experience at DragonCon! The Big Red Wedding has finally arrived. Eileen and Spencer are blown away but still get through the ep.  Ricon gets sent away with head tilt lady, Hodor doesn’t like thunder, or Thunder Down Under. Dany collects another city and more soldiers, and Sam impresses Gilly. These topics and more will be discussed and then forgotten, so join us for another giggly week on Royal Highness!

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Spencer and Eileen discuss Season 3, Episode 8 of GoT.  Tyrion decides to build a monument to his godhood. Shea plays find the wetspot. Dany shows off her assets. Joffry McFu**stick is fu**stery to the max. the new Kindergarten class names are recited, and Sam shows that he can make a white walker squeal These topics and more will be discussed and then forgotten, so join us for another giggly week on Royal Highness!

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Eileegrete and Full Guy discuss Season 3, Episode 7 of GoT.  Why are there no swinging doors in Westeros? Anyway, our unflappable hosts discuss the butts in this episode right from the start.  Doctor Nubs reveals that she will be having a little nub soon. Joffrey McFu**erton is totally put in his place by grandpa Tywin. Were dragon's just the size of an apple? Dany's dragon's love gold, and oh yeah the slaves in Runkle will soon be free.  Sir Jaimie rescues Breane from a big bad bear despite his cactus nub, and we learn that a fallen Maester did human experiments. These topics and more will be discussed and then forgotten, so join us for another giggly week on Royal Highness!

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Eileen and Spencer strap in for Season 3, Episode 6 of GoT.  Things start off wonderful with a discussion of the Black Plague (not that it is in the episode, just that they wanted to chat about it!) Spencer threatens Eileen with a Pastry, oh, and they talk about the episode too! Robaba plays diplomat, Cersi and Tyrion discuss loyalties, and lament their fates, Briane wears a dress while Jamie plays with his meat.  Ayra learns a lesson about archery, and Gendry is sold to the Demon Queef Mama. These topics and more will be discussed and then forgotten, so join us for another wonderful week on Royal Highness!

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