Welcome to Royal Malarkey! Your #1 source for Monarchs, Myths, and everything you missed. If you are looking for the juicy side of history, you've come to the right place. We're here to cover 10 of the most prominent European monarchies and the fun part of history they didn't put in the history books. Subscribe on your favorite app for a new episode every week and monthly story episodes.

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Story Time! This month’s episode, we read "The Wise King of Leon" by Charles Sellers. Narration by Caitlin. Dialogue courtesy of Clairissa. This month features a very sleepy barber, a sneaky princess, and an easily fooled king.

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The podcast continues in Spain. Alfonso II is the next king of the Kingdom of Asturias. Tune in to learn about the end of the long awaited tale of Bernardo Del Carpio, and how to Cut It Out!

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The podcast continues in England. While Ecgfrith rules in Mercia, Beorhtric rules in Wessex and Osbald rules in Northumbria. Tune in to learn about how to accidentally poison someone, incite bad reviews from a bishop of York, and the road to a life of a begger in Italy.

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The podcast continues in Spain. Mauregatus & Bermudo I are the next kings of the Kingdom of Asturias. Tune in to learn about Adoptionism, how to screw up a three-dragon lead, and men's fashion in medieval times.

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The podcast continues in Spain. Aurelius & Silo are the next kings of the Kingdom of Asturias. Tune in to learn about the Spainish Mr. Roboto, peace for mom's sake, and how witches were IN in the 8th century. 

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In this episode of the podcast continues in England. While Offa rules in Mercia, Cynewulf rules in Wessex and Æthelred rules in Northumbria, kinda. Tune in to learn about how to unifry a kingdom, how to properly pronounce, aye-thel-red, and woman power in the middle ages.

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This week's episode starts our next monarchy - ENGLAND. We start our English monarchy with Offa of Mercia. Tune in to learn about how to make a bishop, Offa's own, personal dyke, and the reality of inns in the middle ages.

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In this Episode of the podcast continues in Spain. Fruela I is the third King of the Kingdom of Asturias. Tune in to learn about a Sasquatch's Spainish origins, the Spainish Tristan & Isolde, and the difference in steps and misconceptions.

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In this episode of the podcast continues in Spain. Alphonso I is the third King of the Kingdom of Asturias. Tune in to learn about a creating a no-man’s-land, inheriting crowns from in-laws, the etiquette of nude beaches.

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