Today, we’ve got a bonus episode for you all, and we’re going to cut our teeth on a new RPG. We’ve invited a true heavyweight from the World of Darkness—the one and only Lore By Night—to guide us through a Session Zero for Vampire: The Masquerade.

If you’ve ever wondered how a group of “seasoned” (alright, middle-aged) blokes handles a game built on political intrigue and personal horror rather than just looting gold from goblins, this is the episode for you. We’re stepping out of the dungeon and into the shadows to show you that no matter your age or experience, there’s always a new story worth telling.

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Ghost In The Chassis: https://www.storytellersvault.com/product/443113/Ghost-In-The-Chassis?affiliate_id=2794531 

The Aurtakis Storyteller: https://www.storytellersvault.com/product/427846/The-Autarkis-Storyteller?affiliate_id=2794531 

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We RAGE As ONE https://www.storytellersvault.com/product/503342/We-RAGE-As-ONE?affiliate_id=2794531 

The Bloody Guide To Vampire Roleplay https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTDXW0PEYBq8D0fMkN4CTT8wA11rMKtRY 

VtM Clan Lore https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTDXW0PEYBq9VNWLQXJNnv7Xd9F6AUuYl

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In this episode, we chat with Little Mark, a miniature painting expert, about the impact of miniatures in tabletop RPGs and the therapeutic benefits of painting. He shares his personal journey, evolving from a novice to a competition-level painter, while emphasizing the joy of the process over perfection. We discuss essential techniques and tools for beginners and highlight the supportive community surrounding miniature painting. The Blokes then take on a challenge to paint a miniature representing their RPG Blokes alter-egos!

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Grab your dice and light a candle for the misunderstood bards of the past. In this episode, Mark, Jon, Stephen, and Barry tackle the big one: The Redemption of D&D. We look back at the 80s when the media linked our hobby to the occult and suicide, and compare it to the modern era of celebrity DMs and Wembley Arena sell-outs. It gets a bit spicy as the blokes discuss how modern politics and "woke" culture are rubbing up against the hobby, and why the simple rule of "Don't be a twat" is the only thing that really matters at the table.

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In this episode of RPG Blokes, we explore the fascinating world of dice superstitions with fellow gaming enthusiasts. We each share our unique relationships with our dice, revealing a mix of methodical approaches and casual attitudes. Our discussion unveils a variety of die-related superstitions, including the “no-touch” rule and the idea of dice jails as a punishment for underperforming dice. 
We delve into the psychology behind these beliefs, questioning the impact of luck and randomness in gameplay. We challenge the necessity of these superstitions while reflecting on how they shape our gaming experiences. The conversation touches on ethical considerations regarding loaded dice, emphasizing that the spirit of the game often thrives in unpredictability. 
As we conclude, we encourage listeners to embrace their personal gaming traditions, whether they lean towards superstition or a more analytical perspective, ultimately highlighting the intricate interplay between belief and chance in tabletop gaming.

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If you’ve been wondering what we do in the gaps between our main episodes, or how you can get more of the banter, this is the one for you.

In this bonus episode, we’re chatting about:

• The "Plus" Service: How you can support the show for the price of a pint (three quid a month!) and get your hands on exclusive content like our Dragon Warriors live play.
• New Blood: We officially introduce Little Mark, the newest member of the RPG Blokes. He’s old enough to remember when the world stopped if the hallway phone rang, so he fits right in.
• The Indie Scene: Barry’s been to Dragonmeet and had his eyes opened to the world of A5 rulebooks and niche systems. We’re planning on diving into those "pinky toe first" this year.
• What’s Coming Up: From "Tips to Stay Alive" to "Battleboarding vs. Theatre of the Mind," and an episode specifically for Stephen titled "Bloody Cheats."
• The Tip Jar: We’re honest blokes—we aren’t doing this to buy Ferraris. We just want to cover the bills and maybe buy a round of beers in Stoke.

If you fancy a seven-day free trial to hear Jon GMing some proper old-school adventure, head over to rpgblokes.com and check out the Plus service.

Grab a brew, have a listen, and let’s slice and dice!

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In this episode, we explore the nostalgic impact of Dragon Warriors, a cornerstone in role-playing games that has shaped our gaming journeys for 40 years. Joining us is Dave Morris, co-creator of Dragon Warriors, who shares stories from its inception, including the groundbreaking choice to serialize the game into accessible booklets. We discuss the game’s distinct features, like its limited character races that enhance narrative depth, and the absence of alignment systems for nuanced character development. Dave also reveals insights into modern adaptations and revitalization efforts, highlighting the community's ongoing engagement with the game. Additionally, he offers a glimpse into his upcoming project, Jewelspider, designed to deepen the Dragon Warriors experience with a focus on improvisation and rich storytelling. Together, we celebrate the legacy of Dragon Warriors and the vibrant community it fosters.

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Welcome back to RPG Blokes! It’s Season 2, and we’re diving into what really happens after your first few games — when “trying D&D” turns into “I think I’ve got a new hobby.”

We talk about what comes next: the growing time commitment, the emotional rollercoaster of your first character, and the new worlds that open up beyond the table. From painting miniatures and buying dice sets you definitely don’t need, to joining clubs, conventions, and making new friends — it’s all part of the fun (and chaos).

Barry’s moving to Scotland and might have to start his own society, Jon’s finally upgraded his laptop from the Windows 98 era, and Stephen’s recovering from seven years of DM duty — so the gang’s all here, older, wiser, and slightly more bewildered.

If you’ve just started playing or are wondering what you’ve got yourself into, this is the perfect way to begin Season 2.

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This episode’s short and sweet — the Blokes lift the lid on RPG Blokes +, our new subscriber service. For just £3 a month, you’ll get weekly episodes, meaning an additional 35 Episodes through the year. Including exclusive live plays, behind-the-scenes extras, and the chance to help us keep the dice rolling.

We explain how it works, what you get, and why we’ve launched it. There’s banter, bad ad slogans, and the usual ribbing — plus some talk about upcoming subscriber-only campaigns like Call of Cthulhu: Masks of Nyarlathotep and Alien RPG Evolved.

If you’ve enjoyed the show so far, this is how you get more of it — more laughs, more games, and the occasional accidental nap with Jon.

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The journey through Session Zero reaches its conclusion.

In this episode, the party arrive at La Mason Taal — where they learn about the job ahead and what’s really at stake. It’s a chance to set the stage, bring the characters together with purpose, and prepare for the campaign to properly begin.

For newcomers, this shows how Session Zero naturally moves from building characters and backstory into the adventure itself. By the end, our alter egos are ready, the hooks are in place, and the story is about to unfold.

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The road out of the mountains is anything but simple.

In this episode, the party face the last of their mountain trials — finishing their fight with Shaven, overcoming encounters along the way, and finally descending into the valley where the monastery awaits.

It’s a mix of combat, travel, and discovery, leading us to the gates of safety at last. For new players, this is a glimpse of how journeys unfold at the table — danger, challenge, and the promise of something new just around the corner.

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