Josh wishes he was in a heated cat bed. Kelley tries to level up to pinball wizard instead of pinball flunky. Robert tries to export horse girls to the Vita. Chris tries not to think to hard about the Donkey Kong timeline. And…wait…Kelley, do you know there’s a tree in your yard?

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Jonathan was not expecting a conspiracy theory cast. Chris was not expecting horses to have careers. Kelley was not expecting to get to live out her fantasy of shooting bad guys in the crotch. This really is an expensive hobby.

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Today’s RPG Cast is brought to you by Chris’s new game, which he made as a solo dev…with his eight friends. Kelley wants to punch Grimace. Meanwhile, Ryan tries to leave town but can’t due to tank controls. Enjoy this state of the art podcast, developed for systems that don’t exist, delivered in a garbage bag. Don’t mind the receipt stapled to the screen, the pigs will eat it after they finish this apple.

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Chris tells us how Level-5 hurt him. Josh puts children in the Bitcoin mines. Kelley is ready for Fuga: Age of Apocalypse. Ryan ponders if Owlcat Games is just an AA version of Bethesda.

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Andi insists everything, including the moon, is BS. Kelley insists Adol will win because he has a boat. Chris insists going to the gym is the bad ending. Everyone hates the dart game! This can only end in tragedy.

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Chris left Kelley at Diablo school and forgot to pick her up. Robert wants to hook us up with his stash of “boosters.” Ryan thinks Expedition 33’s opening is more depressing than an old man with a bunch of balloons. And Kelley is busy 100 percenting an art installation.

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Chris insists we don’t yet have enough rogue-like deck builders yet. Andi is playing as a little girl – in a video game, that is. Kelley’s new personal deity is Gomez. Josh isn’t here because he’s busy petting actual Shetland ponies.

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Ryan discovers if vinyl tastes like Skittles. Kelley teaches us that dogs are tubes and cats are liquid. Chris apologizes for forcing Kelley to buy a cat for $25.

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Chris is pushing his luck with Spider Mommy Oblivion mods. Kelley just really wanted to get out of GameStop. Josh extols the magic of folding shirts. And Andi desperately tries to remember that one off-brand Persona.

PS: Everyone should be allowed to charge into battle flexing their pecs!”

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Matt asks, “Does this remake make my sprites look fat?” Josh runs into an invisible bus full of Trails tropes. Kelley wonders if Wheels is secretly the Vampire Survivors guy. Chris is not into Obscur jokes, but is Musou-so-so on Zelda.

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