The City of Waterdeep has seen foul villains stopped before by brave adventurers but how often has it been done by a drunk party? Also, Dodger is distracted by Diego’s great ass.

The City of Waterdeep has hosted a bevy of green rooms before, but what about the green room of Grimshaq sets it apart? Also, Nivenya has a gun.

The City of Waterdeep has laughed before at the comedy of Grimshaq, but has it prepared to laugh at the experimental nature of his new set? Also, Koios lays an egg.

The City of Waterdeep has seen gangs formed before, but has it ever seen one that has been able to distract the team as well as The Crawdaddies? Also, Oi takes a nap in a pile of garbage.

The City of Waterdeep has seen libraries before that have collected books, but has it even begun to fathom the mysteries of The Night Lantern Library?

The City of Waterdeep has seen tons of things that showed up in mysterious boxes, but there has never been a box this mysterious!

The City of Waterdeep has seen people make plans, but how often has it seen people forget to follow through?

The City of Waterdeep has seen people fade into the night, but how will it deal with people who want to stay up all night?

The City of Waterdeep has seen a series of elves murdered by the Dock Ward, but will our party be able to put a stop to them?

The City of Waterdeep has seen crimes punished and committed by the party, but how will they deal with horrors?