She's a strange woman who lives on her own and does magic. That's what a witch is!

Things go poorly.

Among the frozen residents of the God's Light, Ardua makes a friend.

As our travelers enter the tower of the GodsLight, they begin to explore its host of oddities and stumble upon the first thread of thickly knitted evil...

One billion years in the future, the layered technology remnants of eight great civilizations coat the ancient stone of Earth. Now, in the dawn of the 9th Age, three adventurers make their weary way through a snowstorm of stolen memories: an adjunct professor on sabbatical, a young woman sealed inside a suit of steel, and a northerner with power over gravity itself...

Hot on the heels of their successful boat-jacking, our adventurers begin their quest to find and rescue Kara the marketer from her goblin captors!

Arriving in the twin metropolises of Pathos & Logos, our heroes book passage upon the vessel of a shrimpsman with pun-inishingly high prices, eventually reaching The Head & The Heart ad agency to find that someone else has gotten there first...

At a loss as to what to do, our heroes dabble in some light piracy and stumble upon signifcantly suspicious mail. Also ghosts, for some reason.

On the search for a dragonslayer, our heroes find an absent-minded mage and promptly begin to destroy her house on the suspicion that she may still be in league with her old foe. But the truest true truth turns out to be even darker...

Decked out in their new gear, our heroes race to the Mill City Museum to stop the fiendish, and somewhat-unclear plot of the Steam Punks. Tune in for the thrilling conclusion of this installment of Bad & Breakfast!