In this episode, we meet Jeremie's cousin Patrick, who is pale and broody and has a caramel pompadour. Uh-oh! Does he also sparkle in the sunlight and watch girls in their sleep??? (You groan, but that joke would've killed in 2007.) 

Join Mary, David, Ben, and very special guest Dianna as they reheat this and many other Dubya-era knee-slappers. (And, indeed, as a spam email sends Ben face-first into a creepypasta.)

Note that this episode is so soapy, we half-expected an eyepatch-wearing evil twin to turn up at the end. It's so soapy, it damn near disinfected our bathrooms. 

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Go to http://www.legendsoflocalization.com for a few of the glorious images we referenced today!

I'll highlight this one in particular since it set us off on a tangent: https://legendsoflocalization.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/grilled-mormons-e1.png 

Click here for Sleepers: http://100percentkansasbeef.tumblr.com/post/183397969316 

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Intro and outro is "XANA Rhapsody" by Matt of Avana Music! Find more of Matt's work at https://soundcloud.com/avanamusic.