01:00:36 – Car park music, mixing 80s synths with jazz, Spandau Ballet, working at what you love, obsessively researching, KVMs, The Paradox of Choice, shipping to Australia sucks, the Ideapad 100s, Sonnet IDE cards for ancient PowerMac G3s, overcast days, sunburn, going to the Sepang GP in Malaysia, only having enthusiasm for motorsport, hiking, Adelaide, power board boxes, OfficeWorks, cable boxes, shredders, early 1990s childhood TV nostalgia (TMNT, Fireman Sam, Postman Pat, Superted), purchasing and returning an evil monitor stand, and why British power plugs are superior, damn it!

01:00:00 – Join me on a train trip to Sydney to have a coffee, then the train trip back! Random topics include office space, NABERS (?), venture capitalists, spring hay fever, cubicles, Perl, introversion, what could have been, space and perceptions, commutes, squeaky carriages, not travelling between doors, grade separation, New York schist and Sydney sandstone, junk food for vegetarians, chicken salt, Brands Essence of Chicken, apple flavoured Yakult, Starbucks, light rail, Americanos and long blacks, train platforms, losing wallets or phones, Tiles, micro-obsession with Canned Heat, and how to irritate hipsters.

55:27 – Cicadas, overhead planes, show 300 feedback, powers of two, the Airbus A380, Wings, unusual clouds, light patterns, abandoned tennis courts with floodlights, Dave Chappelle as Rick James, couldn’t care less about celebrities, Dôme coffee chain in Perth and Singapore, childhood lessons about trusting the media, Chinese whispers, multimedia encyclopaedia CD-ROMs, citing Wikipedia, Apple IIc, squirrels, 1980s GUIs, nonsense about why Windows 9 was skipped, Mac OS 8.6, and my decade-long adventure with a "dead" PowerMac G3!

53:35 – Celebrating episode 300 with clips and cover art from episode 47, recorded exactly ten years ago! Topics include music at work, nostalgic Rubenerd Show history, lost shows, computers mixing dates, Cairns Highlands Coffee, family trips, being a digital hoarder, past editing paranoia, loud birds, a clip from Singapore’s defunct Channel i, remembering disappeared podcasts (Crap and Stuff, Whole Wheat Radio), a clip from Ammy and Daddy’s Real Life Stuff (a new show you should be listening to), and 2000s nostalgia. Introductory music by Who Ha. Thanks for your listenership all these years.

56:17 – Hap a doo de doob dee doo, Australia’s latest heatwave, 100°F, dry versus humid heat, data centre trips, serial to RJ45 adaptors, Jaycar, Geez Louise, IT problems are like weeds, forgetting lanyards, VW Combis, a soup-free Campbells, 80s logos, couples on motorcycles, using dead people in advertising, leaving things after you go, common sense of purpose in public transport, introverts versus social awkwardness, coffee shops, jobs, pleasant water streams, leaving for the next generation, crazy house prices, the NBN, the Sydney Central Hungry Jacks/Burger King fire, media ignoring details, and stitching audio... stitching.

58:38 – Reviving old theme songs, having empathy for people (but it doesn’t always excuse stuff!), the Indonesian forest fire haze in Singapore and Malaysia, needing more nice people rather than successful people, self preservation, Stephen Colbert’s moving interview of Joe Biden, getting away from "left-right wing" labels, personas, children raising parents, power rendering people douchebags, hippies, remuneration irrespective of jobs, using cameraphones as cameras (iPhone 6s+, Nokia Lumia), traditional cameras (Nikon D60, FinePix S9600, X-T1, X-100s), podcast elitism, car bubbles, and impromptu birds.

01:03:29 – A late night train commute from Beecroft to Mascot, seeing the Sydney Harbour Bridge and Opera House, and various thoughts in between. These may include the first female Concorde pilot, The Mary Tyler Moore show, still chilly for a spring night, celebrating Sebastian’s birthday, the Anime@UTS club, Latvia, can’t escape plane sounds, idiots jumping onto train tracks, tabloid TV (A Current Affair, Today Tonight), embankments and cuttings as a geological fascination, epic road trips to northern New South Wales, Sydney Trains 160th anniversary, romance of travel, ocean liners, Malta, flag designs (stars, colour, Vexillology), the Nintendo 2DS, and getting back into Pokemon!

38:49 – A trip home to start a server, and a data centre trip to install a hard drive and buy crisps! Also coffee power indicators, the six of clubs, exploding computer monitor stands, taking the stairs, ipchicken.com, WiFi, data centres looking like Star Trek corridors, vending machines, Solo, loud fans, and free earplugs.

34:16 – An OfficeWorks trip, evolution of Apple headphones (earbuds, earpods) mismatched swimwear advertising, cabin fever, walking to improve mood (taking buses one stop, hikikomoris not wanting to), drivers who don’t indicate, getting back into The Who (Highlander TV series, CSI, Need For Speed Most Wanted, how older music can still sound contemporary), Cheveron Spaghetti, new logos (marketing departments, pixel art, Onsug, this show), Sydney Olympics in 2000, and beings communicating through a poorly formed virtual train carriage.