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The Yuletide is upon Bainbridge Academy, and that can mean only one thing for Master Carvy and Master Baz: A Murther Investigation!

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Edgar Allen Poe had a lot of bad things happen to him – disease, addiction, election days… This is worse.

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Resident Sound Designer Mr. Michael Hahn joins us for Beastiary talk/tales. Ryan almost kills Andrew with his game.

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The famed Beastiary is almost within our heroes’ fuzzy, feathery, leathery grasps! But some pages are best left un-turned.

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Inspired by the Tawny Owl’s words, our tamed trio sets out to plan their escape to the land of infinite mates!

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A lion, a tortoise, and a peacock begin to doubt their Zookeeper’s good-nature when their mates are abducted and singled out for ‘special attention.’

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We beat the round robin out of the Carver Academy bush, Tom cracks our skulls with ‘Who Said That?’, and Andy pitches a feature!

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The long-awaited Cotillion is almost here! The perfect time for reconciliation…or revenge?! Find out in the finale!

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A tryst, a tale, and a beTrayal. Also shit-death. (It’s not what you think…ok maybe it is I don’t know what you associate with the phrase ‘shit-death.’)

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Was it murder? Carvy thinks so – but Headmaster Crustwedge has other ideas.

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