In a bizarre piece of ironic misfortune, I introduce this episode with a Scottish joke but accidentally say the wrong nationality and have to change it, later... Unfortunately, I do so with all the subtlety of a Gary Graham photo shoot. Anyway, it's cool, enjoy. SHED!

EXTRA RANTY EPISODE! EDDIE JONES, YOU'RE SO F@(#ING WEIRD!!!!

An accumulation of cockups that lead to a lovely nervous breakdown, to round out the show. I am podcast.

Terrible rugby chat, followed by one of the worst stand up sets I've ever performed/endured. Listen until the end to enjoy the voyeuristically delightful, accidental, post-show, illegal recording. Best bit!

European rugby, screaming in public, the "Bristol Effect", an England 23 for Eddie Jones, and I'm, actually, far from fully erect. SHED!

Balloons, smugness, and a "Form" England squad. SHED!

1 day late, I deserve your hate.

If Danny Cipriani had made this podcast, everyone would say he's a genius!

I talk rugby bollocks, as per... I was gonna add my latest stand up set's audio to the end, but you can't hear any laughter, so I decided I'd rather tear my own eyes out. Instead, you can enjoy an old recording of me, in a restaurant, quietly, coming up with a song about my married friend who I'd just found out was regularly engaging in threesomes. SHED!

I start things off by discussing the validity of offensive language, and then (for once) I talk about rugby, reviewing every match from round 2 of the prem. Doesn't that sound awful? SHED!