I talk all sorts of shit, both literal and metaphorical.

SHED!

Italy were shit, Wales were probably good, Ireland and Scotland were decent, France were different, and England were brutally awful.

SHIT!

I MEAN SHED!

I'm busy as yo mama as I try to dissect the England squad, for this upcoming 6 Nations match, as England take on France in "Le Crunch".

I recorded the 2nd half of this episode from the position of being stuffed down the back of a couch as I hide from my children. Groundbreaking stuff.

Shed!

Mad Eddie is at it again (Jones, this time), and the Holy War of financial law has decimated the Saracens! I hope that all made sense because I'm stoned out of my mind at the minute.

SHED!

Nick Tompkins is Welsh, now, and I've revisited some childhood nightmares.

In this 71st episode of Rugby Ranter Banter, Eddie names his upcoming 6 Nations England squad.

Also, he goes over round 8 of the Gallagher premiership

Also there is discussion of a potato boy...

SHED!

Closet cast, really fast, the weekend's rugby's in the past.

But that won't stop Eddie from talking about it...Idiot.

It's Christmas day, and I'm ill.

What better way to celebrate my suffering than listening to me babble on about Sam James, Nick Tompkins, and the danger of farting at hot yoga?

Champions cup analysis.

Shed.

27 and a half lovely little minutes of lovely little rugby with lovely little me in my lovely little shed.

Lovely.