The Hard R Cafe is open for business and oddly enough, that business is wrasslin!

Welcome to another extra special episode of Rukus Juice babay! We had an idea and we ran with it. Sticking to the script as we are so known for doing, we started building our wresling locker room for our promotion. It seemed like just another kinda silly idea to fill the timestamps, but this mofo picked up a life of it's own. We started creating storylines for the wrestling personalities and gimmicks that would be featured in our very own wrestling company. Hell, we are even extending this episode out so all yall can get in on it! We'll iron out all the details later, but get your gimmick caps on, cause we want YOU guys to toss us some bracket entries. You have to listen to see exactly what we are talking about, but you can be a part of Rukus Juice history...hell, we may even toss in a prize pack.

You know what, just give it a listen. Ol Philbilly and I poured some happy into this one for yet another way to get past Hump Day. Grab your glass, it's time for a little Rukus Juice.

It's that special time of year where you open your mouth and take it all in...Turkey Day dinner, that is. Sick sons of...anyways, welcome to another bang up episode of Rukus Juice! The Hard R Cafe is open for business, with the smells of what WE deem as the perfect Thanksgiving dinner spread. No brackets, no final fights, no narrowing down...it's all love as we set the table for the foodathon before us. 

In only the way that WE can.

Imagine a fantastically nostalgic eepisode, mixed with insults and your favorite food. What's not to like? Plus, thios is one of those "us catching up" episodes. Pure, fucking, gold. 

Hope you all have a solid holiday, and come on down and grab a shot of Rukus Juice!

Hello all...drunkards and the such. Time to get your fix of Rukus Juice! Welcome to The Hard R Cafe!

Ol Philbilly and I take it nice and chill on this one, with one of the most nostalgic, NON wrestling convos ever. I always show up late as shit to the party, so guess who JUST watched The Last Dance? 

Not the dance MTV movie thing with fine ass Kerry Washington, the Bulls documentary. I can't believe it, it's a normal convo. lol. Trust me, it;s very Rukus Juice, but it's a fantastic trip dow memory lane about basketball and childhood. Who am I kidding, we absolutley strill say some sideways shit, but it's rather tame.

It's Wednesday and you always seem to show up for our special ass brand 'o bullshit, but we love making this Rukus Juice for, so the Hard R Cafe is OPEN!

We always aim to do new things with the show and have fun in different ways other than insult one another. So we brought back a guest to do it with us, HA!

Welcome back Kaya, our able bodied guest, who has to come get a fair shake after the "Vader Debacle". (No. We don't really call it that)

Anyways, he kicks open the cafe doors, pulls up a chair, and starts drinking with the best of 'em. All metaphors and similes aside, he came back for a way less noisy chill session, and we were lucky to have him. Yeah, this is just about everything that you could possibly want out of a random episode. If you've ACTUALLY read all this, then you gotta listen. Hell, even if you didnt read this, listen anyways.

Bars open.

Welcome to the craziness that is Rukus Juice! The Hard R Cafe is open and biy do we have a surprise for you, we have a whole guest!

Ol Philbilly LOVES his wrasslin so much, that we bring in outside talent, with a twist. Meet Kaya, a first time...well, never listened kinda guy, that Igo flexes his wrestling questions on. 

The sound may be a bit special, but we puch our recording to the limits with this one. If you DON'T do the whole wrestling thing, then this episode prolly isnt for you, but you should listen anyways. Lol.

Enjoy...it's a threeway!

It's Wednesday, so you know what that means....day drinking, ENGAGE! 

Welcome to another crazy good episode of Rukus Juice! The world's greatest host duo is back...we don't know which show they are on, but it ain't this one. This is THE Hard R Cafe. This is Rukus Juice! Drunken Spartan kick and all.

It's time to supply all of America's little costumed tots with sugar...oh yeah, this is a Halloween episode. If this one sucks, iot was ALL Philbilly's idea, got it? Good.

In this episode, we talk about the movies that are creepy, slimey, scary, or just unsettling. Seeing as how we are both grown ass men and one of us will prolly never listen to this episode out of slight feelings of unease, I'd say it's worth a listen. Ol' Igo and I go over a good solid shot of the movies that creep us out, as well as some flicks that are just classics. I don't do much of horror, but this was a fun one top do. There is something about a good horror or suspense movie that sticks with you and keeps giving you that unsettled feeling everytime you watch it. Have fun listening to this one. I won't lol

Oh yeah, I didn't say Poltergeist. Just listen, you'll get it.

Welcome one and all to yet another episode of Rukus Juice, where we pride ourselves on licking the tastiest windows on the bus.

The Hard R Cafe has given you some pretty interesting episodes with old Philbilly and I at the helm, so why should we change that up?

Random is as random does, so since our minds hurt alot less when we don't have to do any homework, we shipped you a random. Lol.

The highs and lows of this one run deep as we discuss D'Angelo's passing and run as far as the adorableness of the Chair Force. We discuss a certain NC/WV native's possible run for public office, and all the perks that come with.

I could keep going on and on, but then there would be no surprises...but there IS a Madden challenge thrown down...

It's the Hard R Cafe, it's time for Rukus Juice, so let the Chaos and Meyhem ensue!

Hello ya drunkards and welcome back to the infamous Hard R Cafe, cause it's time to get rowdy with some Rukus Juice!

How do ya like that title?

YEah, so my main man Philbilly has this crazy ass list of show topics that we NEVER use. lol, I know, I know...well we don't use it this time either. The idea of a topic themed show scares us at times, so we did a nice theme that was plucked outta thin air. In this ever so special episode, we discuss our favoritve small screen baddies. This shit was actually kinda fun. lol. I honestly keep forgetting at times how cool Igo is to be honest, I mean, I'm WAY cooler, but he ain't bad. Come and sit while we run through our fav picks, all set up by a shit-tastic opener by yours truly. Baddies was the focus and I think we hit our target. 

Come and get some if this Rukus Juice cause the bar is open.

Oh yeah, calm your shit cause I said FAVORITES, not best. lol

Hey yall, this is Jabbo. Welcome to the show, again. Ya know, this is TECHICALLY our 100th episode on Rukus Juice, so thanks for putting up with Philbilly. I know he can be a handful. Anyways..thanks for hanging in there with us, and we will continue to say all the horrible things that you can imagine.

Hard R Cafe is what we dubbed the convos that we sling, because they are crass. We didn't AIM to have the type of convos we do, it just happens....as you'll hear in this episode. There isn't anything crazy to this one, but this was just a phone convo, that was sprinkled with bits and pieces that COULD make this an episode. After listening to it again, I thought, why not. You're just here for the magic on these tapes as you "feel our heat". lol

This convo episode is all over the place, but if you want to see two people skip around talking about Patrick Swayze, we got you. Wanna hear some back and forth on the Charlie Sheen doc? We got you. You're not gonna find the secrets to the universe here is what I'm saying, but you'll a;ways find a lil rukus. Enjoy the new episode of Rukus Juice and thanks again.

YOh boy, it's late but it's great...time to open the doors to the Hard R Cafe for some Rukus Juice!

Oh boy is this one fresh squeezed. It's a good morning chat about the wonderful world of Peacemaker and Gen V. Oh don't worry, there are way more interesting things to talk about on this wonderful first day of the government lockdown. lol. It's another amazing random episode of Rukus Juice where ol Jabbroni decides to poke the bear that is Philbilly about his love for Earth X. We roll over some recent awesome TV, gush over one kids athletic blessing, and say a bunch of interesting things about other. lol


you know what this is, it's game time. Welcome to Rukus Juice!