Rules Rule! with Ovary Actor

Rules Rule! with Ovary Actor

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  • Test Your Knowledge!

    This episode is strictly the questions and answers to the WFTDA Skater Rules Test without all the chit chat. If you want to hear me talk about each question as I go through it, check out the previous episodes. '

    You can find the test by going to www.WFTDA.com


    Here's what Not So Suave has to say: 

    "You're doing alright, Kid"

    22 min
  • Episode 22: WFTDA Skater Rules Test Review! PART 1

    In this episode, Ovary Actor reads the WFTDA rules test and discusses the answers. The test and answer key can be found online here: 

    TEST: 

    https://static.wftda.com/training/wftda-rules-test.pdf

    ANSWERS: 

    https://static.wftda.com/training/wftda-rules-test-answer-key.pdf

    Here's what Not So Suave has to say:

    "This is cool."

    34 min
  • Roller Derby: Episode 20 - Section 5.1-5.4 - Staffing, Duties, Communication, and Assessing Penalities

    Oh boy! We made it to 20 episodes! yay! In this episode, Ovary talks about Officiating and staffing. She also discovers that her most recent podcast was posted with no audio! woopsie! 

    You should definitely check out her instagram Ovary_Actor to see an epic apex jump.

    Here's what Not So Suave has to say:

    "Ovary. You should link to that epic game. that's a serious apex jump"

    Okay, Suave! here's the link!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRW3njvgqf4


    As Promised! Here are the lyrics to my parody of Last Kiss: 


    Where oh where can my pivot be?

    Take this helmet cover away from me

    I’ve got it in my hand, I’d like to be good

    By completing the star pass as the rules say i should

    I rolled out on my skates with my jammer star

    The score is neck to neck- it’s really bizarre

    There on the track, straight ahead

    The blocker wall is stopping me dead

    I couldn’t whip, so I look to my right,

    However to get to my pivot in sight?

    I’m screamin' for help, I can’t get through the pack

    I need my pivot to complete a star pass.

    Where oh where can my pivot be?

    Take this helmet cover away from me

    I’ve got it in my hand, I’d like to be good

    By completing the star pass as the rules say i should

    We must stay up, in play, and in bounds,

    The ref’s calling penalties all round,

    Feeling the burn, deep in my thighs,

    And somehow I found my pivot stripe,

    I waved at her head, she rushed to me and said,

    “Give me the cover for a little while!”

    I did not throw, so I won’t ruin this,

    This pivot-jammer metamorphosis.

    We’re both in bounds and I know we’re both upright

    And the jammer status goes to pivot tonight!

    Where oh where can my pivot be?

    Take this helmet cover away from me

    I’ve got it in my hand, I’d like to be good

    By completing the star pass as the rules say i should 

    26 min
  • ROLLER DERBY: SECTION 4.4 PENALTY ENFORCEMENT

    Learn about how penalties are enforced is this episode of Official Timeout! section 4.4 of the WFTDA rulebook. 


    Here's what Not So Suave has to say:

    "I'm shocked that Ovary Actor hasn't plugged her artwork instagram, @ThatSlatteryGirl, yet." 

    10 min
  • ROLLER DERBY: Section 4.3 - Penalties for Unsporting Conduct (Misconduct)

    In this episode Ovary Actor discusses section 4.3 of the WFTDA rulebook regarding Misconduct. 

    Ovary is also thinking that Wednesdays will be a better day for her to launch each new podcast. 


    Here's what Not So Suave has to say:

    "Ya know, I'm really impressed with your dedication to this whole thing. You're good at talking, so I'm not surprised."

    23 min
  • Section 4.2.4: Other Illegal Procedures
    In this episode Ovary Actor discusses the importance of keeping our things to ourselves and how to ensure the game play happens smoothly and legally. 
    Here's what Not so Suave has to say:
    "Why don't you ask Skruff for quotes from now on?... uh... I guess I could say that I hope you are having a good day..."
    Thanks, Suave! I AM having a good day!  Here is a link to the Power through the Fourth Whistle podcast I referenced: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/power-through-the-4th-whistle-roller-derby-podcast/id1426139579
    18 min

About Rules Rule! with Ovary Actor

From the publisher's feed

Seasons 1 & 2: Ovary Actor goes through the rules and casebook scenarios from the Women's Flat Track Derby Association (WFTDA).