In a kingdom where no one understands metaphors, one nameless hero will lead a revolution... and also hold some pretty disappointing opinions about women. Find out why you can't solve your relationship problems by ripping yourself in half. I just realized that sounds like a metaphor. Let me be clear: It is not.

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