Finding Monster Right

It's time to check in on someone who's clearly checked out.

Discord (“WE'RE ON A BOAT”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2

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Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social

DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Asherah, the Dark and the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they know how to fix this here ding-dang computin' contraption o' mine.

The timeline has changed quite a bit since we went on break, so now we're back to save humanity from the rise of the machines! AI can't take our jobs if we take AI's job first, and the most prominent of those jobs is sending Terminators back in time to kill John Connor. Come with us if you want a living wage!

Discord (“I feel as though Gila monsters make Yoshi noises.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2

Email: [email protected]

Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social

DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they've got Sarah Connor shoulders.

War! The Merchant Church has begun its full assault on the Falcon Corps. Their ultimate weapon is ready to reduce Cay Caldera to a scorched rock upon the Stygian Sea. Is this the fiery end of the last free city in the world, or will our heroes find the way out of the danger zone?

Discord (“I will get Adam's cat to rap and you can't stop me.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2

Email: [email protected]

Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social

DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they can be my wingman anytime.

Our heroes Wren and Fletcher are joined by their friend Impik on a mission to deal with the vampiric banker Count Esvanni... And that should give his evil plan just enough time to go off.

Discord (“hater's will say its photoshop”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2

Email: [email protected]

Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social

DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if their little heart is wounded; think me not cruel because I obey the irresistible law of my strength and weakness; if your dear heart is wounded, my wild heart bleeds with yours. In the rapture of my enormous humiliation I live in your warm life, and you shall die—die, sweetly die—into mine. I cannot help it; as I draw near to you, you, in your turn, will draw near to others, and learn the rapture of that cruelty, which yet is love; so, for a while, seek to know no more of me and mine, but trust me with all your loving spirit.

In their ongoing quest to stop the Merchant Church from obtaining a weapon of mass destruction, our heroes reconoiter with Wren's ex-wingmate, the Falcon Corps deserter Drusilla, to rescue a hostage from a ship in the Merchant Church's blockade of the island.

Discord (“This server is five cowards plus Allie, but we already knew that.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2

Email: [email protected]

Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social

DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they bring back that lovin' feelin'.

Continuing our high-flying D&D adventure, Wren (Allie) and Fletcher (Ben) keep a promise they made ten years ago to Demetria the sphinx. However, it looks like she may have some other, more selachian guests.

Discord (“You Are Not Immune To Gothaganda”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2

Email: [email protected]

Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social

DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they tell me they love me (I need someone (On days like this, I do)).

We're proud to present our first-ever FMR Special Event! Ten years after Wren (Allie) and Fletcher (fiend of the show Ben) completed basic training, the Falcon Corps convenes in a tower high above Cay Caldera to discuss an existential threat to their island home, the last free city in the world.

Discord (“Chaoschaoschaos”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2

Email: [email protected]

Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social

DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they take the highway to the Danger Zone.

Pokémon turns 40 this year (Not really)! And Adam is about to become a dad (Really)! Before his paternity leave, it's the perfect time to go back to the '90s and re-assess Mewtwo, everyone's favorite evil clone of a psychic cat-thing.

Discord (“WHO'S THAT POKÉMON? It's Tom!”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2

Email: [email protected]

Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social

DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they have all eight badges (or ten if you're Gary).

Our fourth Pod-iversary is the perfect time to gaslight, gatekeep, and girlboss our way through Greek mythology, because we're helping Medusa get her life back together!

Our guest this week is our friend August Hakvaag of the podcast "Wing Women", a queer-led actual play podcast about Soviet airwomen based on the exploits of the real life Night Witches. We follow them fighting to survive during a campaign of bombing against the Nazis.: linktr.ee/wingwomenpod

Discord (“Fourteen cabbages, one for each of the sirens.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2

Email: [email protected]

Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social

DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they stop some jerk with a sword from cutting off their head.

Dealing with the SCP Foundation can be a grim affair, but it helps to bring an expert. Kinchtheknifeblade, the creator of SCP-3004 (among many others) joins us on our first trip to the Foundation to seek out a peaceful resolution to the threat posed by the cicada-shaped deity known as Imago (who may or may not also be known as "Cousin Johnny").

Discord (“...turning the big giant gear at the old mill in Lancaster that makes the podcast go...”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2

Email: [email protected]

Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social

DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Dark, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they find a way to kill SCP-682.