Finding Monster Right

There's no way the Predator would consider two chaotic podcast hosts to be worthy prey. How about four? Dylan and Dalton from "Are You Afraid of the Dark Universe?" help us think of ways to get an intergalactic hunter with glowing lube in his veins to notice us!

Discord (“'Would you still love me if I was a worm for part or all of my life cycle?'”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2

Email: [email protected]

Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social

DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Homiak, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they get to the chopper!

I think we may have gone too far this time.

Discord (“Finding Conster Right (The Con About Finding Monsters, Right?)”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2

Email: [email protected]

Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social

DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Homiak, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they get on their knees and beg me for it.

Oh, hi! We didn't see you there. Come on in! We were just talking about our D&D episode. Adam has a whole setting that we barely scratched the surface of, so for our 150th episode, we'll be going Inside the DM's Studio and discussing the ins and outs of Cay Caldera.

Discord (“Text Channel Where We All Pretend To Be Ants”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2

Email: [email protected]

Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social

DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Homiak, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if there's 150 or more to see/ /To be an FMR Little Monster's their destinyyyy!

From the fruitylicious mind of Erich von Däniken, author of Chariots of the Gods?, comes a Valentine's Day episode that asks a question: Is it possible, as Adam and Allie suggest, that Ancient Aliens is real and all the gods are extrateRestrial beings? And if so, does that mean Aphrodite was real thousands of years ago? And if so, does that mean she can help me get laid? Ancient astronaut theorists say yes!

Discord (“Ah fuck lxds, we just told Adam all our weaknesses.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2

Email: [email protected]

Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social

DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Homiak, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they are dans the love game.

Last year was a bad year for franchise films. That can only mean one thing: it's Jar Jar's time to shine, baby! That's right, we're calling in the muy muy bombad huge-o guns. But before he can save blockbuster geek cinema, we have to the last of June-uary's beachy vibes to save Mr. Binks.

Discord (“Cis Lewis”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2

Email: [email protected]

Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social (Invite-only. Message us for a code!)

DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Homiak, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they go through... THE PLANNNNET CORRRRE...

We start the year with the aquatic monsters and beachy vibes of June-uary. But a lot went down in the ocean last year, and there's no better time to pit 2023's greatest marine combatants against the white whale who always prevails, the cetacean sensation, the odontocete that can't be beat, the unfettered physeter, the all-devouring AND all-conquering heavyweght champion of classic literature, Moby Dick!

Discord (“I need someone to call me a 'little Jurassic freak' like I need air to breathe.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2

Email: [email protected]

Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social (Invite-only. Message us for a code!)

DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Homiak, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if to the last they grapple with Adam (at checkers).

We've done centaurs, but we've never done them with (say it with me) beachy vibes! That's right, it's June-uary 4: The Revenge! Our centaur episode is one we think we could've done better, so we're dedicating the first episode of 2024 to equine hybrids, wet and wild alike.

Discord (“Statistically, you're more likely to be injured by a wild hog or dairy cow than by Allie.”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2

Email: [email protected]

Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social (Invite-only. Message us for a code!)

DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Homiak, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they beat Adam in The Big Race To Save The Farm But Your Pa Forbids You To Ride That Animal Becky Except You Can Tame Him And You Do And You Win And Show The Rich Girl From The Other Side Of The Tracks What's What And Also You Get The Boy's Heart Crane Shot Of You Kissing In A Field Fade To Black Roll Credits.

Ah Dang, Mothman Won't Move Out (He Said It Was Just For The Weekend) creator Paul Matijevic (@ettin64) joins us for a deluxe-length session of his TTRPG! But will it be enough to save Christmas (and a bridge) from the forces of chaos?

Discord (“Me and the boys boutta get spaghettified”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2

Email: [email protected]

Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social (Invite-only. Message us for a code!)

DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Homiak, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they beat Adam in a Jimmy Stewart sound-alike contest.

Listeners, rosin up your headphones and play this podcast hard, 'cause Hell's broke loose in Georgia, and the Devil's on FMR. If you listen, you might laugh or your eyes might roll, but either way Allie gets your soul!

Discord (“Season's Greason's”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2

Email: [email protected]

Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social (Invite-only. Message us for a code!)

DISCLAIMER: By listening to this podcast episode, the listener forfeits all right to their immortal soul (hereafter referred to as "the asset") and transfers ownership of said asset to Allison Alžbeta Homiak, the Demonsbane. The asset can be recovered by the listener if and only if they beat Adam in checkers.

A deer skull perched atop the body of a furred, carnivorous cryptid. For many, that is what a wendigo is. We're looking for a deeper meaning as we take a look at some more mythologically accurate interpretations of everybody's favorite cannibalistic spirit.

North American Indigenous Tribal Food Systems (NĀTIFS): https://www.natifs.org/

Discord (“...the most furry possible”): https://discord.gg/Y5Uw6sdmU2

Email: [email protected]

Bluesky: @monsterrightpod.bsky.social (Invite-only. Message us for a code!)