What's the story today?

Double-secret detention, general elections, specific rap contests to choose the path forward for the new UPN.

Will the new Mouth-Face be a DJ Chauffeur-Usher-Butler, or an MC Satan-Baby? The choice is yours western man: are you the Batman or the Robin in your on the low gay hookups?

Or are you a wildcard agent of chaos, AKA the Joker?

Only time and taste will tell.

So, start your engines, lose your son, find him again, remember you're an auteur, and rush to the theater to win hearts and minds with that mysterious, community-unifying golden ticket known only as Rush Hour 4!