What's the story today?

Chopping up your production staff with a claymore sword; blowing off steam and proving your girlfriend's age at the old saloon; death threats, death traps and death wishes with old friends and new enemies.

Have a sasparilla, bet your son's future, and meet some friendly part-time 'tutes!

And if all else fails, you can always marry Scott Joplin's bones!

All that and more, in this, the rootinest, tootinest town not big enough for the two of us: Rush Hour 4