What's the story today?

Become friends with your enemies, and celebrate that accomplishment by going to the only place you can get one hundred million dollars worth of movie making paraphernalia without breaking the bank: Walmart!

Make your way to the hub of the community wheel, but don't get killed by a joyriding prostitute or strafed by a biplane on its way to bombard a political ralley, because then you won't get a chance to be cruel to the horrifically mangled veteran who mans the doors to all the world's joyful capitalist bliss!

Or don't. Who cares?!

The world's your lobster!

There's a she-wolf in the closet. Open up and set her free!

Get fucked, or die trying. (Awooooooo.)