Rushmorons

We know it's been a while since the last episode...but if Top Gun: Maverick has taught us anything, it's that making people wait for the next installment is a guaranteed cash cow.

Pack your bags and exchange those dollar bills for Euros cuz Rushmorons is going INTERNATIONAL. Relive the highlights and lowlights of our Europe trip with us and find out why we want to move to Switzerland so much.

We would like to apologize to anyone alive from 2004-2012 who had to endure Kala's reign of terror as the Club Penguin bully.

Trading a hot roll for my friend's tater tots at the school lunch table was how I first learned about the free market.

We're DIVING into a new topic on this episode of Rushmorons. WATER we talking about? Pool activities! SUMMER saying it's our best episode yet...listen and decide for yourself?

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

We like where we live. But...sometimes it's fun to think about cities that don't exist.

I may not be a smart man, but I know to listen to Rushmorons.

Reality TV is a toxic cesspool and we aren't afraid to admit that we thoroughly enjoy it.

Christmas trees, cookies, stockings, caroling, Mean Girls...you know, the usual Christmas traditions.